English Opening: King's English, Double Whammy Variation. That is what I found playing just now
Longest opening name?
Queen's Indian Defense: Fianchetto, Nimzowitsch Variation, Quiet, Check Variation, Intermezzo Line
Can anyone defeat me? (not including such as 2. Ke2 Ke7 9. Ke3 Ke6)
Ruy López Opening: Morphy Defense, Keres, Breyer, Zaitsev Hybrid Variation 1.e4 e5 2.Nf3 Nc6 3.Bb5 a6 4.Ba4 Nf6 5.O-O Be7 6.Re1 b5 7.Bb3 O-O 8.c3 d6 9.h3 Nb8 10.d4 Nbd7

My tissue fell in a book which exploded into a truck that fell from a transparent cliff that led to a beehive which was full of cheesy rice that got infected by pollen that was spread from a horse that was crying because its mane was trimmed by a bat wrong, so I think the longest opening name is Scandinavian Defense.

how about the shortest one?
The Grob, and drumroll please....
The Ware Opening...

While it is not the longest ever or that I've come across, Indian Defense can come to some longer variations like
Modern Defense: Standard, Pterodactyl, Eastern Variation, Rhamphorhynchus Variation??