D4
Longest opening name?
it's (probably) Giuoco Piano Game: Giuoco Pianissimo, Italian Four Knights, Canal Variation standing at 63
(edit: it's 66, i can't count)
(edit: still not sure. i'm too lazy to count)

“Queen's Indian Defense: Fianchetto, Nimzowitsch Variation, Quiet, Check Variation, Intermezzo Line” (98)

Modern Defense: Standard, Pterodactyl, Eastern Variation, Rhamphorhynchus Variation

It’s actually the tasty very tasty cagnus marlsen defence of the uno reverse card that has been used 10203937 times to rickroll everyone except nikaru hakamura and SpongeBob and mrcow
Hippopotamus Defence / Semi-Hippopotamus / Pygmy Hippopotamus Variation.
The name was originally coined by Youtuber Robert Drury to describe when his Semi-Hippo suddenly looks "very little" like it was ever a Hippo! 😂
When the name angered staunch "Hippo or Nothing" players he came up with another funny term...
Hippo Purist. : an advocate of formation purism, willing to lose in under 10 moves if necessary.
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Englund Gambit Declined: Reversed Alekhine, Reversed Krebs, Reversed Mokele Mbembe Variation
(1. d4 e5 2. Nf3 e4 3. Ne5)

Giuoco Piano Game: Giuoco Pianissimo, Italian Four Knights, Canal Variation