Bleh, mine was just a goofy "Smith-Morra Gambit".... Which Is still hilarious if you get raunchy jokes about toxic relationships lmao
Make up a (dumb) opening and name it!
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the Ginger opening
KieferSmith wrote:
Golmaf'jaŋ Game
Am I trippin or does that look kinda fun and versatile to play?
Thats a real opening, goring gambit double pawn sacrifice variation
Pink Monkey Opening
bulletplayer2004 wrote:
All these openings look bad. No offense intented
That's the point!
Shmientiphically proven to be the best line for a White win.
The Scotch, Post-Whiskey Variation (as in, only a drunk would play this, much more lose).
Feb 21, 2025
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#4590
This is called the Klingon Defense, it's one of the riskiest openings in chess. Don't play unless you want a long, hard fight.
Feb 21, 2025
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#4591
This is the Queen Gambit, not to be confused with the Queen's Gambit.
Feb 21, 2025
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#4592
the Duffle Bag opening
Mar 3, 2025
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#4595
The Birthday Opening.
"It must be your birthday with all of these gifts I am giving you." - Coach
The Avocado Opening
The Waters Opening
The Oak Opening
The Woodchuck Opening
the Kepler opening
I mean I can tell you're actually nice because the moves are so hilariously perfect at blowing position as soon as possible lol.