The King Ignore:
Anyone have a name for this?
the magazine opening
The Fat Hamster Opening
The Exposure gambit?
Sure why not
The Rook is Powerful Defense
Cool
Polish opening: Big center variation
the dotty opening
The Blundering Ketchup-Man Gambit
Who blunders ketchup?
me apparently
The cowardly ‘peaceful’ defense
oh
The "Noob Attack" Gambit
The King Ignore: