The Opening of Potatoes driving cars to the beach then blowing up
Make up a (dumb) opening and name it!
I came up with this opening some time ago. If anyone wants to create more variations of it, go ahead. The "keystone moves" are 1.e4 e5 2. g4 Nf6 3. d3 Bd6 4. f4
By the way, "Onager" is Latin for "donkey".

Maybe you should look at this... This is ironic lol
The Flank Pawn's Adventure