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Jayden3000

What do u name it?

Hams-the-Jesus-follower

The sickly pig gambit

LordOTheFries
The Onager Attack- Non-Exchange (Main) Variation
Onager Attack: F-Pawn Exchange Variation

I came up with this opening some time ago. If anyone wants to create more variations of it, go ahead. The "keystone moves" are 1.e4 e5 2. g4 Nf6 3. d3 Bd6 4. f4

By the way, "Onager" is Latin for "donkey".

KieferSmith

The Hwrđvṛč Gambit (That's a made-up word meaning "banana" in my constructed language)

KieferSmith

[ˈhɤrdʑ vr̩tʃ]

AGC-Gambit_YT

goofy ahh

AGC-Gambit_YT

Maybe you should look at this... This is ironic lol

GrandmasterNoob000

The Depression Warpening (war opening - who gets to be in the corner)

Aqua-Blaze
Penguin4096 wrote:
Aqua-Blaze 写道:
The Knight-hider Defence

On move twelve i would have played en passant without thinking lol

Anyways, speaking of en passant...

French Defense: Double En Passant Variation 

Nice point

Aqua-Blaze
I present you “The rook is powerful” opening, which sadly is a real story.
 
I t was when one of my friends started chess and somehow became obsessed to the rook piece. For some reason he decided to get them out every game.
AGC-Gambit_YT

T-jankins9522
lol that’s pretty much all my friends that aren’t very good.
GrandmasterNoob000
the bad mate. continuation of the rook is powerful
GrandmasterNoob000
XAMAX_chess

The King Ignore:

Milo1350
realybadchess a écrit :

Anyone have a name for this?

the magazine opening

PhoenixFire121413
The "Double-Double Grob" Attack
The_Aspiring_GM
GrandmasterNoob000 wrote:

I would call it the Open Face Palm
Hams-the-Jesus-follower

The Fat Hamster Opening

Aqua-Blaze
The "the rook is powerful" opening: (slightly) intelligent variation