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Aqua-Blaze wrote:
GSOhammy wrote:
 

The Exposure gambit?

Sure why not

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The Rook is Powerful Defense

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GrandmasterNoob000 wrote:
 

Cool

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Polish opening: Big center variation

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I used to call this the Double Pawn Sacrifice

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skibidi toilet

skibidi toilet

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the dotty opening

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I used to think of this as the f pawn opening for black

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The Blundering Ketchup-Man Gambit

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Who blunders ketchup?

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MaestroDelAjedrez2025 wrote:

Who blunders ketchup?

me apparently

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The cowardly ‘peaceful’ defense

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oh

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The "Noob Attack" Gambit

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MaestroDelAjedrez2025 wrote:

I used to call this the Double Pawn Sacrifice

bro thats a real opening, thats called the Danish gambit is kind of good

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PhoenixFire121413 wrote:

The "Noob Attack" Gambit

"axb5"

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The Queen Is Watching Opening/Almost-Checkmate

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Mandela Queen Gambit
(its called that because by taking the queen: the archangel in the mandela catalogue, you lose yours)

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The Jevil Opening (may chaos begin)