Make up a (dumb) opening and name it!

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Arisktotle wrote:
14236987 wrote:

The 'Don't retrace ur steps' line

I would name it the "Won't reach the endgame variation"!

 since the 3rd move the white king cldnt go back 2 the place he was last move

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The St. Swenson's Gambit: Latvian Var.

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It's a very double-edged opening. White is up a pawn (B + 2P is less than R + P.), so if it goes into an endgame, it is white who'll probably win this. However, black's counterplay is that he can start an attack, as the queen's gone somewhere and the B + P in the opening may even be better than the rook!

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Orellana's Opening: The Fast Denouement 2 Pawn Sack Var.

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Brilliant Opening: The Attack Var.

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Trappy Terrace Opening: Traps in a Minefield of Battle Variation.

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Greed gambit

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pawnssssssssssssssssssssssssss opening

 

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Wack Attack lol

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I meant The Shopping Cart

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Double don't-grab-delicious-pawn opening.

 

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The Hasty Wall

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Mako_Cat wrote:

Here is mine. It's called the sneak attack (it is very useful for black): (lol)

 

Ah, yes, the classic Fool's mate.

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Two Gallopin' Knights Openin'

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Fierce Fire Opening: Rapid Fire

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stealthy pawn attack

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ruy lopez: disabled bishop variation

 

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Chess: Checkers variation.

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Checkers defense: Russian Variation