Enough about the opening, can we now talk about the mate?
Mated 1874 player in 7 moves!

We can talk about 2...Nc6 if you like. That seems rather strange/interesting to me. I see nothing else of interest.
2...Nc6 transposes into the Kevitz defense: 1.e4 Nc6 2.d4 e5. Of course it was unnecessary as in the game 2...exd4 was optimal

Enough about the opening, can we now talk about the mate?
OK. I feel like if you missed that mate you should put a bullet in your head. Your opponent probably already has.

Enough about the opening, can we now talk about the mate?
OK. I feel like if you missed that mate you should put a bullet in your head. Your opponent probably already has.
It was a 1 minute game

It was a 1 minute game
Oh I'm sorry, I didn't realise that I hadn't made it clear enough already during this thread that I knew that.

It was a 1 minute game
Oh I'm sorry, I didn't realise that I hadn't made it clear enough already during this thread that I knew that.
Well, now you know.

All you need to know was that it was a 1 minute game. Anything can and will happen.
ofc

He immediately offered a rematch after that.
Why do people think that this is relevant? What is about rematches that gets everybody's crazy juices flowing? What did you almost certainly incorrectly infer from this fact?

He immediately offered a rematch after that.
Why do people think that this is relevant? What is about rematches that gets everybody's crazy juices flowing? What did you almost certainly incorrectly infer from this fact?
Its the online ego feed. Its the same reason you see 506,740,597,324,076,340 posts on rematches, and the effect they have on global warming, the ecomomy, and world affairs.

506,740,597,324,076,340 posts on rematches
Wow, on average, that is just over 70 million posts for everyone on the planet...
Your exaggerations are crazy.

He immediately offered a rematch after that.
Why do people think that this is relevant? What is about rematches that gets everybody's crazy juices flowing? What did you almost certainly incorrectly infer from this fact?
The only person who's making any inferences from my post is you, I just stated the fact that he offered a rematch, why do you have to get so mad for that?
ChessOath, I think you'll be doing just fine if you relax a little. Why are you so mad? try to understand..

506,740,597,324,076,340 posts on rematches
Wow, on average, that is just over 70 million posts for everyone on the planet...
Your exaggerations are crazy.
Who exaggerating? Those are the latest government numbers on rematch posts.

506,740,597,324,076,340 posts on rematches
Wow, on average, that is just over 70 million posts for everyone on the planet...
Your exaggerations are crazy.
Who exaggerating? Those are the latest government numbers on rematch posts.
I'll tell you why it's an exaggeration and a cooked up stat. I'll also explain what ChessOfPlayer told, in case you didn't understand him.
Total number of posts on rematches as stated by Diakonia = 506,740,597,324,076,340
Total number of accounts on Chess.com = 14,945,149
So, on average each member made = (506,740,597,324,076,340)/(14,945,149) = 33,906,694,227 posts
Which means, each member on Chess.com made 33,906,694,227 posts on rematches.
WOW!
You know you are a patzer when you play 3...exd4?!
I know, I am a patzer.