Incidentally, can you tell a llama from an alpaca? Good luck.
I found some tips online.
Apparently alpacas are smaller, cuter, wont spit on you, and all around have a much nicer temperament.
Llamas on the other hand... well let me quote the guy I found:
"They're ugly. Llamas have big teeth to rip out your f#@&ing throat. They'll charge after you if they smell food and fear. They are the devil incarnate."
I prefer to think of llama as an acquired taste.
I have no idea how llama is cooked.
Perish the thought! faints*