maybe fastest check mate

[Site "Chess.com iPhone"]
[Date "03/20/2016 08:51PM"]
[White "White (0)"]
[Black "Black (0)"]

1.f3 e6 2.g4 Qh4#

2 move check mate for black

Fools mate.

I've never been mated this way, nor have I found anyone to play this opening (not that I would recognize the weakness anyways - still learning tactics...I'm horrible at this!), but I did get decimated a few times playing King's Gambit by players using this:

1. e4 e5
2. f4 na6 (hah!)
3. f4xe5 (yes! center board...) Qh4+ (wait, what?)
4. g3 Qxe4+ (wait a second...I don't like this...)
5. Be2 Qxh1 (quit!)

After a couple of frustration-inducing openings like this one, I decided to stop King's Gambit. I'm back to my English. If not for a few blunders per (middle) game, my English opening (could have been) a respectable 8 out 10.

(I lowered my expectations since I started playing chess regularly a few days ago. I'm no longer interested in winning per se, as much as I am interested in not making any blunders per game.)

I did not actually play someone with a strategy like this, but I played myself just to show this checkmate.

I have. Played those exact moves and I won the game. As black. In two moves