If you play against me, you'll win every time, GUARANTEED!! Why? I'm a genuine idiot!! No move I play is correct and every move I play is stupidly bad. It'll make you wonder how I even made that stupid move to begin with. Playing this feels like me grabbing the steering wheel and holding on for dear life. This game makes me wanna kms and tell other people to kts just for winning against me! Everybody knows I'm an idiot. My school, my family, the planet, EVERYBODY!! So let's just face it... I. Am. The. Biggest. Idiot. Out there. (And before you ask, yes I already have help.)
(And before you ask, yes I already have help.)