Money Making


let us not talk about money, there is no betting on this site unlike in playchesscom where betting is allowed by betting if you have ducats.

Is there a way I can earn money at anyplace else besides chess.com? The third-world sector I live in only features part-time, minimum wage, benefit-free jobs for people desperate enough to have background checks, credit checks and take drug tests. (I might consider taking the drug test if I was allowed to whiz on the permission forms for the background and credit checks) Oh wait, I forgot, if you have nothing to hide, then why wouldn't you want a bunch of assholes you never met knowing every detail of your life (esp if they don't even give you one of their crappy jobs)? Oh well, never mind...
If Estragon is giving anything away for best answer, I hope mine wins!

Is there a way I can earn money at anyplace else besides chess.com? The third-world sector I live in only features part-time, minimum wage, benefit-free jobs for people desperate enough to have background checks, credit checks and take drug tests. (I might consider taking the drug test if I was allowed to whiz on the permission forms for the background and credit checks) Oh wait, I forgot, if you have nothing to hide, then why wouldn't you want a bunch of assholes you never met knowing every detail of your life (esp if they don't even give you one of their crappy jobs)? Oh well, never mind...
If Estragon is giving anything away for best answer, I hope mine wins!
Holy crap dude!