most useless chess item that you own

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tedthepirate
GeorgeBlackChess123 wrote:

BACKYARD PROFESSOR DVD!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

LOL

royalbishop

The Chess board that was converted from a checkers board.

Ziryab

I have a bag of headless knights.

royalbishop
Ziryab wrote:

I have a bag of headless knights.

Take a photo and post it!

gaereagdag
tedthepirate wrote:
GeorgeBlackChess123 wrote:

BACKYARD PROFESSOR DVD!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

LOL

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The opening repertoire for the advanced player would be 1. f3 and Kf2 bongcloud, or 1...f6 and 2...Kf7 reverse bongcloud against all white replies. The Backyard Professor would go into computer assisted analysis of this repertoire.

 

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Ziryab

You called my bluff. Embarassed

 I've had these, but I have superglue and put their heads back on. Currently I have one.

royalbishop
Ziryab wrote:

You called my bluff.

 I've had these, but I have superglue and put their heads back on. Currently I have one.

 

lol

RichColorado

NomadicKnight wrote:

A girlfriend that wanted to play chess and would get really mad when I beat her every time.

I threw that one in the garbage... 

To bad. I would have taken your girlfriend off your hands.

DENVER

SmyslovFan

Chess trophies. They take up space in a closet in the basement and signify almost nothing. I can't even recycle them without wasting time to break them down.

royalbishop

Hey ..... be a part of the group that designs they. Have them make them out of something you can use like a cup and etc. Just need to be clever so it is not so obvious.

apostle-of-attack

ps2 "play it chess challenger" game

royalbishop
turkmen-style wrote:

ps2 "play it chess challenger" game

  Glad i did not get that game, thanks.

MrRahimlakhani

a chess board... Never use it, as i practice on my laptop.. :(

camter

I play blindfold, so I do not need my pieces either.

MrRahimlakhani

haha nice..!!

billwall

A signed chess book by George Koltanowski.  A Koltanowski book is more valuable if not signed.

Elu2010

a chess set with 7 white pawns and 9 black ones

RichColorado
ericlu2010 wrote:

a chess set with 7 white pawns and 9 black ones

Simple answer to the problem. Spray a black one white.

Steeeezie

Chess set... No one to play in San Dimas, CA

RichColorado

In San Dimas or any place else:

Go to any Starbucks get your drink, set up your chess board, someone will sit down and play you a game.