Dude!!! Look at all I'm teaching you here:
It's the king's pawn!!!! I bet you didn't know the name, and you'll never learn more important things about chess ever!!!!! OMGGG
Oh look!! More amazing lessons:
IT'S THE QUEEN'S PAWN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU ARE NOW ENLIGHTENED
This is not work. This is rubbish. You are teaching no one of any skill anything but the names of openings.
Caro Kann is e4 c6.
Boom. That took me about 5 seconds to type. This is complete rubbish "lessons"
I just read this whole thing and I wasn't disappointed.
I agree with the ship, you're not teaching anything. You're just posting useless information that anyone with google can find. I can do that too.
1.e4 e6
That's the French defense, took me 3 seconds to type.
Now that you learn the french and can play it like a GM, I teach you the Scandinavian defense.
1.e4 d5.
Wow! You're on a roll. Very soon you'll be challenging Magnus for his title!
Seems like they are teaching themselves,if its any consolation.So we can just leave them to it and give some space. OMG what dumb shit is this!?!
excuse my french but...
that puzzle was ass. this guy is trying to con his opponent into thinking he gives a damn. this coaching is utter wank.