My defense is impregnable

im the greatest

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Hi mike tyson

My ignorance is invincible.

Oh wow that made me so mad dude im here refrencing mike tyson and then you just come on my forum and insult me wow that makes me really upset!

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The best Mike Tyson quote was when a reporter mentioned to him that his opponent had a plan for winning the match, and Tyson replied:

"Everybody's got a plan, until they get HIT."

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So everybody's just gonna leave out "I wanna eat your children"?

There's a few more classic Mike Tyson quotes but he's very mellow now. Maybe it's all the weed he smokes, that & a combination of a bit of maturing. 

“Lennox (Lewis) is a conqueror? No. I’m Alexander. He’s no Alexander. I’m the best ever. There’s never been anybody as ruthless. I’m Sonny Liston. I’m Jack Dempsey. There’s no one like me. I’m from their cloth. There’s no one that can match me. My style is impetuous. My defense is impregnable. And I’m just ferocious. I want your heart. I want to eat his children. Praise be to Allah.”

That second comment was actually a good joke that i didnt get, I dont know how i didnt get that lol it honestly is at least for my sake, Id have been happier being wherever i was before i was conscious on an oversized rock lol that truly was a counterpunch im just surprised this forum didnt get banned or w.e.