Just wait until you get married...
My girlfriend thinks Chess players are HOT

Just wait until you get married...
Ahhhh, the anticipation; let Donald give us some lessons in How to Win friends and influence people-in 'union'.
starting with.....

It's true, she loves Chess players and thinks they are deep, meaningful souls who remain cool, calm and collected under pressure!! Can't get enough of watching my games..! Jealous..?
She doesn't know how to play, does she? Teach her and the illusion will shatter like Alderaan.

Although, how do you know that she isn't also checking out the other chessplayers that are also calm, collected, intelligent, etc. ? Maybe she is just keeping her options open and looking for Mr. Right? (Mr. Chess?)
i just tell her I play my Queen like when I think of her- Majestic, Strong, Sensual and extermely Powerful; Beware any opposition..!!
..plus I have my secret dream date too..
she can be that Wonder Woman who vanquish's others, but she can never be a threat to a savvy chess-mind
It's true, she loves Chess players and thinks they are deep, meaningful souls who remain cool, calm and collected under pressure!! Can't get enough of watching my games..!
Jealous..?