My nephew beat HOUDINI?!?!

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Ubik42
Moses2792796 wrote:
Gilded_Candlelight wrote:

there is roughly a 1 in 216,272 chance of someone with a 1200 rating beating someone with a 3334 rating.

This might be applicable in human terms, since after 216,000 odd games any human will probably make a blunder.  However a computer never will, the probability of a 1200 human beating Houdini is 0, absolutely 0 no way around it.

The computers blunderless, consistent play is part of why they have the rating they do. You don't get to say "Well, his rating is 2400, but he is very consistent, so he acutally should be rated 2800".

C-nack
TheMotherLode wrote:

Why would someone want to make up a story like this?  It's not as if he's claiming to be the prodigy.  Surely someone would not write such a long article for the sake of making up some 8 year old who possesses natural chess talent, as is the case for a lot of young children...This story does not seem unique to me.  The only reason I would have for believing this story is false is that "Adam" played like a textbook for the majority of that game.  However, the one book that he supposedly learned from was by Kasparov, which suggests there is a ton of theory on the Sicilian Najdorf.  So it actually makes sense that "Adam" was able to replicate all of the theory in his own game.  I believe anyone accusing this guy of lying is either a troll or perhaps jealous of a stronger chess player who is indeed younger.

You don't understand chess or human nature. (Or you're a troll yourself.)

Nevertheless, if you aren't a troll but simply an ignorant person, here you go:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/M%C3%BCnchausen_by_Internet

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pseudologia_fantastica

Doggy_Style
bigpoison wrote:
Doggy_Style wrote:
TheMotherLode wrote:

 So it actually makes sense that "Adam" was able to replicate all of the theory in his own game.

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Doggy_Style
TheMotherLode wrote:

I still want to know why would someone make this story up?  

We can't know what's in another's head.

ClavierCavalier
XxSkullxX wrote:
LegoPirateSenior wrote:
ClavierCavalier wrote:
LegoPirateSenior wrote:
Moses2792796 wrote:

Yesterday I beat Houdini, Critter, Rybka and Stockfish in a blindfold simul.

My nephew Bob beat Houdini, Critter, Rybka, Stockfish, Komodo, Naum, and Hiarcs, in a blindfold simul while playing his first round of golf ever, and scoring first 11 holes in one.

I heard Bob also scored a 300 in bowling and was finishing an opera that would put Verdi and Mozart to shame.  Didn't he also find the cure for cancer?

I see you know Bob. Cool!

BTW, I forgot to mention that he played golf blindfolded as well.

I think Bob also played a complicated song for 4 hands with his feet on the piano, while beat Chuck Norris in 600 wrestling matches without breaking a sweat, at the same time saying moves aloud against Houdini, Critter, Rybka, Stockfish, Komodo, Naum, and Hiarcs. Beating them all.

Btw: I think he was blindfolded when he did all of this. 

Maybe Bob was blindfolded, but I'm pretty sure he's blind and has such a strong sense of hearing and feeling that he has 720 degrees of sight.

lucillec
Ubik42 wrote:
Moses2792796 wrote:
Gilded_Candlelight wrote:

there is roughly a 1 in 216,272 chance of someone with a 1200 rating beating someone with a 3334 rating.

This might be applicable in human terms, since after 216,000 odd games any human will probably make a blunder.  However a computer never will, the probability of a 1200 human beating Houdini is 0, absolutely 0 no way around it.

The computers blunderless, consistent play is part of why they have the rating they do. You don't get to say "Well, his rating is 2400, but he is very consistent, so he acutally should be rated 2800".

lucillec
lucillec wrote:
Ubik42 wrote:
Moses2792796 wrote:
Gilded_Candlelight wrote:

there is roughly a 1 in 216,272 chance of someone with a 1200 rating beating someone with a 3334 rating.

This might be applicable in human terms, since after 216,000 odd games any human will probably make a blunder.  However a computer never will, the probability of a 1200 human beating Houdini is 0, absolutely 0 no way around it.

The computers blunderless, consistent play is part of why they have the rating they do. You don't get to say "Well, his rating is 2400, but he is very consistent, so he acutally should be rated 2800".

True.  However, I think the point is that you can't catch the computer on an off day, they don't have them.

If you give me complete and total freedom to do anything I want to a human player of 3000 before the game, I will beat them.  

As a former head of the East German secret police said, "Give me a suspect and I will give you a confession."  

Gilded_Candlelight
ClavierCavalier wrote:
Gilded_Candlelight wrote:
Sydfhd wrote:

C-nack wrote:

Sydfhd wrote:

 

Analyse games with a strong chess engine and boost your rating

 

 

Nope, it doesn't boost your rating. At least not at the beginner and itermediate level.

Kid, really, go outside, breathe some air and play ball with other kids instead of trying to be witty. This really isn't the right place for you, maybe try your luck on chesskid.com, children are more gullible, they'll certainly all believe in your story.

Sydfhd: i meant if anyone cheats on chess.com by analysing live or slow chess games on a strong chess engine, he would easily crush his opponent and boost his online rating.

Admission of guilt. You heard the guy, he has used an engine to boost his online rating. take him away. No trial. No jury. Its the labor camps for you son. 

Actually, I'm not so sure they did.  He just stated that one can use an engine to do so.

Joking. 

goldendog

Ladies and Gentlemen, it is with profound honor that I present to you...my nephew.

Don't be jealous. Don't be haters.

Gilded_Candlelight
goldendog wrote:

Ladies and Gentlemen, it is with profound honor that I present to you...my nephew.

 

Don't be jealous. Don't be haters.

Oh, I thought you said beat houdini, but you said is houdini

fearless1333

If this story is legit (and played on a decent computer), it's even more impressive that your nephew and Houdini played a blitz game.  Computers are known to have a crazy advantage over humans in blitz games (even more so than in games lasting say 30+ minutes) due to their raw processing speed.

Gilded_Candlelight
fearless1333 wrote:

If this story is legit (and played on a decent computer), it's even more impressive that your nephew and Houdini played a blitz game.  Computers are known to have a crazy advantage over humans in blitz games (even more so than in games lasting say 30+ minutes) due to their raw processing speed.

if you believe this story then there are some people in this forum.......... and every last one has a bridge to sell you. 

Ubik42
lucillec wrote:
lucillec wrote:
Ubik42 wrote:
Moses2792796 wrote:
Gilded_Candlelight wrote:

there is roughly a 1 in 216,272 chance of someone with a 1200 rating beating someone with a 3334 rating.

This might be applicable in human terms, since after 216,000 odd games any human will probably make a blunder.  However a computer never will, the probability of a 1200 human beating Houdini is 0, absolutely 0 no way around it.

The computers blunderless, consistent play is part of why they have the rating they do. You don't get to say "Well, his rating is 2400, but he is very consistent, so he acutally should be rated 2800".

True.  However, I think the point is that you can't catch the computer on an off day, they don't have them.

If you give me complete and total freedom to do anything I want to a human player of 3000 before the game, I will beat them.  

As a former head of the East German secret police said, "Give me a suspect and I will give you a confession."  

I can say the same about a computer. 

ClavierCavalier
Ubik42 wrote:
lucillec wrote:
lucillec wrote:
Ubik42 wrote:
Moses2792796 wrote:
Gilded_Candlelight wrote:

there is roughly a 1 in 216,272 chance of someone with a 1200 rating beating someone with a 3334 rating.

This might be applicable in human terms, since after 216,000 odd games any human will probably make a blunder.  However a computer never will, the probability of a 1200 human beating Houdini is 0, absolutely 0 no way around it.

The computers blunderless, consistent play is part of why they have the rating they do. You don't get to say "Well, his rating is 2400, but he is very consistent, so he acutally should be rated 2800".

True.  However, I think the point is that you can't catch the computer on an off day, they don't have them.

If you give me complete and total freedom to do anything I want to a human player of 3000 before the game, I will beat them.  

As a former head of the East German secret police said, "Give me a suspect and I will give you a confession."  

I can say the same about a computer. 

Are we talking about pulling the plug, or something more drastic?

ClavierCavalier
goldendog wrote:

Ladies and Gentlemen, it is with profound honor that I present to you...my nephew.

 

Don't be jealous. Don't be haters.

After signing the NBA contract, did you tell your nephew that pink is a girl's color?  :-p

Ubik42
ClavierCavalier wrote

Are we talking about pulling the plug, or something more drastic?

Incidentally, this random pic I pulled off the net looks so much like I do IRL its freakin scary...I mean even down to the slightly greying temples. This is like my evil twin (or maybe I am the evil twin?)

ClavierCavalier

That'll learn it.

superking500

so is this story true or not?

LegoPirateSenior
superking500 wrote:

so is this story true or not?

It is true that this is a story.

superking500

why dont you guys believe this story?