My Rematch Request Was Rejected!

What do you get when you put root beer in a square glass? Beer

What do you call a communist colon doctor? 

congrats @KingsBishop for posting our 9000th post! I've sent your trophy

Answer to post #9026 >>>

A Castroenterologist

DUH 

Sure glad it wasn't Tony the tiger!

Come on rematch tonight for the daily jokes hour! Maybe we’ll get 10k tonight!

Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?

Of course, a house can't jump!

It’s jokes hour!

When you excel in life...

People start to spreadsheet about you

How does the man in the moon cut his hair? Eclipse it!

I don't believe in hitting my children as punishment.

So I send them to school wearing crocs and anime shirts and let other kids beat them instead

Why do teddy bears never eat? Because they’re always stuffed

"God, what is a million years to you?"

God replies, "My son, a million years to you is like a second to me."

"God, what is a million dollars to you?"

God replies, "My son, a million dollars to you is less than a penny to me."

"God, can I have a million dollars?"

God replies, "In a second"

I’m a big fan of whiteboards. They’re really re-markable

Yesterday, a clown held the door for me. It was such a nice jester!

How do you put a baby alien to sleep? You rocket