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What do you get when you put root beer in a square glass? Beer

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What do you call a communist colon doctor? 

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congrats @KingsBishop for posting our 9000th post! I've sent your trophy happy.png

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Answer to post #9026 >>>

A Castroenterologist

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DUH 

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Sure glad it wasn't Tony the tiger!

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Come on rematch tonight for the daily jokes hour! Maybe we’ll get 10k tonight!

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Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?

Of course, a house can't jump!

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It’s jokes hour!

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When you excel in life...

People start to spreadsheet about you

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How does the man in the moon cut his hair? Eclipse it!

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I don't believe in hitting my children as punishment.

So I send them to school wearing crocs and anime shirts and let other kids beat them instead

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Why do teddy bears never eat? Because they’re always stuffed

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"God, what is a million years to you?"

God replies, "My son, a million years to you is like a second to me."

"God, what is a million dollars to you?"

God replies, "My son, a million dollars to you is less than a penny to me."

"God, can I have a million dollars?"

God replies, "In a second"

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I’m a big fan of whiteboards. They’re really re-markable

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Yesterday, a clown held the door for me. It was such a nice jester!

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How do you put a baby alien to sleep? You rocket