Yeah, don't forget to log off especially if you have any love letters in your e-mail.
My wife hates chess
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Dont go to holiday together with your wife. This summer ill go to north europe but my wife to south europe. There will be no way how we can spoile each others holiday :)
I think you guys are forgetting that you can't stick with one move all the time, you need to learn about transpostitions and making sacfrices ;)
DPenn wrote:
Baddbishop wrote:
DPenn wrote:
He didn't like sex. It ended very sadly. Coming from a woman that does like sex I would suggest maybe you do try sex, unless, of course, as fate and Murphy's Law would have it, one of you likes sex and the other doesn't...
I've heard of such male creatures, but I believed they were mythological.
Yeah, God has a strange sense of humor. I can imagine him sitting up in the sky laughing when a couple gets married where one likes sex and the other doesn't.
Shouldn't they have worked this out before?
DPenn wrote:
ivandh wrote:
I wonder who is the freaky one up in the sky- Mr. God or Mrs. God?
Maybe they are having one great big orgy up there lol
An orgy of two?
ivandh wrote:
goldendog wrote:
Tricklev wrote:
Maybe she'd prefer playing with black?
That's the only chess related joke I could think of.
Find ways that it would be fun for her to play with your clock. That's right, I said clock.
Exploring various positions is a great way to improve.
Play the Geterov Attack.
dominicbody2 wrote:
DPenn wrote:
ivandh wrote:
I wonder who is the freaky one up in the sky- Mr. God or Mrs. God?
Maybe they are having one great big orgy up there lol
An orgy of two?
Nope.. of Holy Trinity
Plooca wrote:
dominicbody2 wrote:
DPenn wrote:
ivandh wrote:
I wonder who is the freaky one up in the sky- Mr. God or Mrs. God?
Maybe they are having one great big orgy up there lol
An orgy of two?
Nope.. of Holy Trinity
Wow, you just implied a divine incestual three-way. If God reads the internet, you are in trouble sir.
My advice: don't look for advice on the internet.
On Chess and Marriage: She believes and I don`t. We have 3 kids. One does and 2 don`t. So? We love them all the same.
Jul 18, 2010
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Rolandwood wrote:
We've been together 14 years and married for 9.
Actually, we are on vacation. We are in the Outer Banks in North Carolina. I want to play chess and she wants to go to the beach.
Dang it! What is she thinking? Her priorities are all screwed up."
I went with my woman to Vegas and spend some time on work that ended up causing problems in the relationship. I would suggest that if you go on vacation; it truely is time to pay attention to her and go the beach. One week vacation away from chess will not kill you; even if you are a competition player!
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dominicbody2 wrote:
DPenn wrote:
ivandh wrote:
I wonder who is the freaky one up in the sky- Mr. God or Mrs. God?
Maybe they are having one great big orgy up there lol
An orgy of two?
I was sort of thinking of all the angels seeing as how I am currently reading Paradise Lost.
Gives new meaning to the fiery sword
Jul 18, 2010
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How is it possible that you guys have so much time to waste? I was poking fun at myself for playing chess while I was at the beach.
My wife has accepted my idiosyncrasies long ago. My pretensions to an intellectual life is one of the things she likes about me.
Now about all the sex/relationship advise. My observation is that women are exactly like video games. Push the button, continue to push the button. Sometimes you must lightly tap the button, other times you must press the button harder. It is necessary to develop button pushing nuance. Never forget that the button is the key to marital bliss.
Where/when I was coming up it was " ringing the bell " , I reckon you came up a different time/place ? 
Jul 19, 2010
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Flamma_Aquila wrote:
maybe if the standard is getting old, she'd enjoy trying a flank opening?
Golden.
Did someone say divorce?
I don't know why your women don't appreciate you. You all are so romantic and endearing.
Yeah, that reminds me. I better remember to log off, so my wife can't read this, or I'll get in trouble.