Not Letting Me Win

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I feel that the better players should let me win, so that I can feel good about myself.  It is just not fair that people are better than me.  I demand to be given an advantage to make up for my shortcomings.

 

 

Tongue out

 

 

 


Avatar of theCandyman
I will let you win for US$500.
Avatar of Jambux_Josh
theCandyman wrote: I will let you win for US$500.

that is a rip-off, i'll go as low as US$499.


Avatar of myuselessid
I got $499, do I hear $475?
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I can go lower... CND 499!!! 


Avatar of myuselessid
ih8sens wrote:

I can go lower... CND 499!!! 


The USD and CND are almost 1 for 1, you got to go lower.


Avatar of orejano
I'll do it for $450
Avatar of MM78
you have to pay me in euros, there should also be a money per rating point scale, the better the player the more it's worth..................
Avatar of undefined
Okay that's it... 20 bucks and a few cupons for McDonalds and we have a deal :P.
Avatar of monalisa
Unrated anyone :))-
Avatar of JediMaster
Letting people win is something we do for little kids.  Once they reach junior high or high school they must try out for drama.  They must compete for positions on teams and be better than their friends who also tried out.  Are you a little kid?  Grow up be an adult. 
Avatar of johndoorway
haha leave it to the jedi to take things too seriously Cool
Avatar of mineta
Sometimes I let kids win.  I just don't want to kill them instantly in chess because  I don't want to make them cry and loose interest.  
Avatar of ajachi
For a rock bottom price of $449.95, I will let you win, twice. Then I'll give you a trophy. Then I will help you win a further five matches. And then I will hunt you down, kill you, and sell your kidneys in the black market...
Avatar of myuselessid
JediMaster wrote: Letting people win is something we do for little kids.  Once they reach junior high or high school they must try out for drama.  They must compete for positions on teams and be better than their friends who also tried out.  Are you a little kid?  Grow up be an adult. 

Just in case you couldn't tell from the first post, it is just a joke. 


Avatar of pedro823
You CAN win of me. Free. dont pay!
Avatar of pedro823
oh i forgeted. You choose if is rated, ok?
Avatar of Aristokatt
Somebody needs to call Dr Phil!Undecided
Avatar of lukeyboy_xx

just try and u will win!

ps definately against me


Avatar of badchessboy
How much can you get for kidneys on the black market now? I havent sold any for a while.