I just noticed that I have three faint bruises on my right leg, which means Carlsen will win the world championship match.
occult Carlsen Anand predictions

I sir, believe more in science. So I have created an randomnumber approach to this problem.
{
string player1 = "Anand";
string player2 = "Carlsen";
int random = 2; // throwed a dice so this is true random
if (random == 1) print player1;
if (random == 2) print player2;
}
After running it a million times Carlsen came out as the clear winner.
So.

True, if the coin is flipped in outer space then it may not come down to Earth. Obviously flipping a coin is too speculative for this thread.

Incidentally trysts, you don't fancy starting one of your tournament/match threads like you did for the candidates tournament do you? It was jolly good. I would do it, but I'm too lazy, not much good at that sort of thing, and it would probably be ignored. Pretty please.

I wish I could make a thread on the WCC, blitzerjoker. But it starts at 4:30 a.m. where I live, which is far too early(or late) for me. But thank you for the asking

Eek, yes 4.30am isn't ideal. It's 10.30am here, which is ok if not ideal. I'll probably get no work done on match days. Luckily my boss (me) is very understanding.
4.30 am would be similar for me to catch The Ashes against Australia. Hey ho, no doubt someone will start something.
Two horses ate each other during the night and at the churchyard the graves had been opened and the remains of the dead were lying thrown all over the place. There were four suns in the sky yesterday afternoon.
So Carlsen will win.

If Anand is really Bobby Fischer impersonating Anand, then Anand will quit due to horrible playing conditions and Carlsen will win.
Otherwise, Anand wins!

@blitzjoker: Here are two threads I know of:
http://www.chess.com/forum/view/tournaments/world-chess-championship-2013
http://www.chess.com/forum/view/community/anand-vs-carlsen-world-championship-match-thread
I'm sure there are many more:)
This thread is for all occult prediction methods for Carlsen Anand. Magic 8 ball, dice, coins, astrology, tea leaves...any chance method of prediction however eccentric, weird or downright bat%^Y$ is welcome!
Right, I will multiply two random 6 digit numbers together.
odd result = Anand win
even result = Carlsen win.
932177*111345
= 103793248065
= odd number = Anand wins the World chess title match.
So Anand wins!