occult Carlsen Anand predictions

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This thread is for all occult prediction methods for Carlsen Anand. Magic 8 ball, dice, coins, astrology, tea leaves...any chance method of prediction however eccentric, weird or downright bat%^Y$ is welcome!

Right, I will multiply two random 6 digit numbers together.

odd result = Anand win

even result = Carlsen win.

932177*111345

= 103793248065

= odd number = Anand wins the World chess title match.

So Anand wins! Laughing

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I just noticed that I have three faint bruises on my right leg, which means Carlsen will win the world championship match.

Avatar of blitzjoker

I knew someone would start a thread like this...

Avatar of KILLEDBYHONEYDIJON

What phase is the moon in? 

Avatar of Wilbert_78

I sir, believe more in science. So I have created an randomnumber approach to this problem.

{
string player1 = "Anand";
string player2 = "Carlsen";

int random = 2; // throwed a dice so this is true random

if (random == 1) print player1;
if (random == 2) print player2;

}

After running it a million times Carlsen came out as the clear winner.
So.

Avatar of rooperi

How about a coin toss:

Heads - Carlsen wins

Tails - Carlsen Wins

Lands on edge- Carlsen Wins

Avatar of TBentley

The OP method seems reasonable; it gives Carlsen a 75% chance of success.

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Rooperi

What if the coin never comes down??

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True, if the coin is flipped in outer space then it may not come down to Earth. Obviously flipping a coin is too speculative for this thread.

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Its 50-50. But i hope not much draw will be seen as last year Gelfand-Anand match.

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Based upon the bible, there will be eight draws.

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Based on the bible, Carlsen will move in a mysterious way.

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Incidentally trysts, you don't fancy starting one of your tournament/match threads like you did for the candidates tournament do you?  It was jolly good.  I would do it, but I'm too lazy, not much good at that sort of thing, and it would probably be ignored. Pretty please.

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I wish I could make a thread on the WCC, blitzerjoker. But it starts at 4:30 a.m. where I live, which is far too early(or late) for me. But thank you for the askingSmile

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Eek, yes 4.30am isn't ideal.  It's 10.30am here, which is ok if not ideal. I'll probably get no work done on match days.  Luckily my boss (me) is very understanding. 

4.30 am would be similar for me to catch The Ashes against Australia.  Hey ho, no doubt someone will start something.

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Two horses ate each other during the night and at the churchyard the graves had been opened and the remains of the dead were lying thrown all over the place. There were four suns in the sky yesterday afternoon.

So Carlsen will win.

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If Anand is really Bobby Fischer impersonating Anand, then Anand will quit due to horrible playing conditions and Carlsen will win.

Otherwise, Anand wins!

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@blitzjoker: Here are two threads I know of:

http://www.chess.com/forum/view/tournaments/world-chess-championship-2013

http://www.chess.com/forum/view/community/anand-vs-carlsen-world-championship-match-thread

I'm sure there are many more:)

Avatar of zborg

The chicken bones in my Butter Chicken from lunch today clearly point towards a win for Anand.

Once Carlsen starts eating Indian food, he'll get disqualified for spending too much time in the rest room.

Avatar of Chesssking2000

Anand could have won.  On move 20 in the game he lost against Carlsen.  Anand should not have taken the pawn d takes e4.  He should have moved his knight to e-8 for the win!!! Why did he not see that???