Opening I made for fun.

It's great, but... there is a slight problem here:
This rubbish is no fun at all, unless you can laugh with Eddie Murphy's jokes, or take the J.W. Bush speeches seriously.
It's great, but... there is a slight problem here:
This rubbish is no fun at all, unless you can laugh with Eddie Murphy's jokes, or take the J.W. Bush speeches seriously.
This is an opening I call The Heartshatter Attack : Central Gambit.
What do you think?