You can pay one for a training game. He'll even annotate it for you and see what you need working on.
plz...I WANT TO PLAY WITH A GM
Why would a GM want to play you? Unless he is your teacher or friend?
GM mostly play quick games online against strong players.

any GM online...plz play a standard game with me...
Why do you want to play a GM? Is there anything great in telling people you lost to a GM? Will you brag to your friends that you lasted for 25 moves? Or claim that you almost had a draw or something like that?
If you just want a bad beating, play a computer.
any GM online...plz play a standard game with me...