Poll!

Fischer-lovers - 2

People playing with language - 3

Is that a wolverine?

All votes must be in by the time I finish this drink (for the children staying up late and keeping track, that is my fourth drink).

Of course, this is the glass:

Nope, it's a Michigander (and his fisher).

I thought a Michigander was a Spartan?

Neat! I never heard of a "fisher" before(and I lived in Michigan)!

The poll has ended. Most people would rather play with language than recognize rights for Fischer-lovers, including the right to get married.

This concludes the first ever poll on Chess.com. Thank you

Actually, I think we had a poll while you were gone as to where pdela had you chained up.

Maybe I was just ruminating though.

Are you saying the poll is fischy?

Anybody wanna buy a snapping turtle ?!  

I might have mentioned before that I grew up in the Ozarks (but my family moved there from California, so we were not locals). One time we were on our way home and ran into our neighbors. They had a gigantic snapping turtle in the back of their truck. It had chomped down on a big stick and wasn't going to let go. My dad asked them what they were going to do with it. They said, "Eat it," of course.

That doesn't sound like a clean joke, but please continue.

You can do that in the bushes over there.

I am for Fischer marrage rights. 

 Anyone who is agianst this begs the question.  Would you like to have your own daughter marry a "reformed" Fischer lover? I rest my pawn.