TheElementalMaster wrote:
Everyone on this thread
Are gentle and not raging
But out there some are.
This is our own place
Where we gather together
And live peacefully on chess.com
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Doctor Checker Tim
Has started a really good thread.
I hope it will last.
1. f3 e5
g4 Qh4#
You are such a n00b
MathSlayer4444 wrote:
1. f3 e5
g4 Qh4#
You are such a n00b
I just want to laugh
But we must speak in haiku
So here's my response
(Seriously though, that may be the best chess haiku ever written (so far))
How long does it take
To become a grandmaster?
Dream on, genius.
Thank you my good sir
Darn it too few syllables
You can't say that much
varelse 1 lol lol
Lol lol lol lol lol lol lol
Lol lol lol lol lol! 
A Queen and two Rooks down
Blinding flash of black and white:
Stalemate, and angels sing
"I shall win this game"
"Liar. I have extra queens"
So much for that thought.
(diagram)
I solved chess: white wins
e4 e5 Ke2
Me is very smart
Hand touches piece
Hopes of blunder
Shattered by "J'adoube"
Ha ha! What a fool!
I take his queen with my rook.
Oh wait, that's a pawn.
Boxwood touches maple
With familiar sound
Move is made
Crazychessplaya wrote:
Boxwood touches maple
With familiar sound
Move is made
That isn't a haiku.
The chess police called
Said I may play no more
My bad play a crime
Black king's shadow
Falls on white square
Thoughts fly