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I like playing chess

When it is on chess.com

Because that's awesome!

Wink

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Jimmykay wrote:
steve_bute wrote:

@Jimmykay ... If you made that up yourself, I have a newfound respect for you. If it's just GT, with the special little things it does, I still appreciate the thought.

I speak fluent Japanese, Steve. I also read and write. That is why I get so pedantic about things like proper Haiku. Sorry about insulting you, and yes, I made that Haiku up on my own. Can you read it?

Jimmykay's still got

his panties in a bunch like

piled October leaves.

Avatar of Crazychessplaya

I can't believe there's a fight over haikus taking place...

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Crazychessplaya wrote:

I can't believe there's a fight over haikus taking place...

It is not a fight

It is just a discussion

as we watch the red leaves fall

Avatar of JayBo308

White horse left for dead

No backup on the rook file

October pyre: knight

Avatar of DrCheckevertim

i am crap at chess

i barely ever play chess

i'll write a chess book

Avatar of TurboFish

Hot Orlando night

I think I can calculate

What, my rook fell off?!

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Jimmykay wrote:
steve_bute wrote:

@Jimmykay ... If you made that up yourself, I have a newfound respect for you. If it's just GT, with the special little things it does, I still appreciate the thought.

I speak fluent Japanese, Steve. I also read and write. That is why I get so pedantic about things like proper Haiku. Sorry about insulting you, and yes, I made that Haiku up on my own. Can you read it?

I can't, other than what I think is an expression of "Steve". I know some Japanese from time in Jujitsu and Aikido, but it is so topic-specific that it is of no practical use outside a dojo.

I know where you're coming from now. Change is inevitable; sometimes the best way to defend the old is to welcome the new and give it a place.

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DrCheckevertim wrote:

i am crap at chess

i barely ever play chess

i'll write a chess book

If I wasn't leaving right now, I'd give you a trophy for that 1!

Avatar of Jimmykay

I used to do Aikido as well, Steve!

I am all for innovation, but if it is not 5-7-5 with a kigo, why not just call it a poem? Why the pretense of calling it something it is not?

If someone writes a 300 page work of ficiton, calling it a "short story" is not change, nor is it poetic license. It is just incorrect!

Anyway, it is not that big of a deal.

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Jimmykay wrote:

I am all for innovation, but if it is not 5-7-5 with a kigo, why not just call it a poem? Why the pretense of calling it something it is not?

The rigorous part of me agrees with you :). But I also see the value of paying homage to the original form.

Avatar of DrCheckevertim

Want to be the best

How many days does it take

To be a GM

Avatar of Jimmykay

Give it up now, pal

A thousand winters will pass

No GM for you!

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This is the springtime of my loving - the second season I am to know 
You are the sunlight in my growing - so little warmth I've felt before. 
It isn't hard to feel me glowing - I watched the fire that grew so low. 

It is the summer of my smiles - flee from me Keepers of the Gloom. 
Speak to me only with your eyes. It is to you I give this tune. 
Ain't so hard to recognize - These things are clear to all from 
time to time. 

Talk Talk - I've felt the coldness of my winter 
I never thought it would ever go. I cursed the gloom that set upon us... 
But I know that I love you so 

These are the seasons of emotion and like the winds they rise and fall 
This is the wonder of devotion - I see the torch we all must hold. 
This is the mystery of the quotient - Upon us all a little rain must fall.
 
Avatar of bullregard

The knight leaps over

other pieces, breaks his stride

and gallops away.

Avatar of TurboFish

Unsound openings

Why do I always play them?

I cannot resist

Avatar of Obscurist

Crickets chirp as,
For the joys of pushing wood,
The man swings his axe.

Avatar of TurboFish

Rusty leaves drift down

Melancholy fills the air

Stay inside and play

Avatar of JayBo308

Halloween Gambit

The ghost of your horse rises

To haunt Black's doomed king.

Avatar of DrCheckevertim

Christmas time is here

So many presents to buy

Don't play too much chess

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