I paid for the membership, so I decided who won. Quite simple really. The ravings on about naught of interest to me was not my personal interest and I had to give it to somebody : )
"Free 1 Year Membership"

To all who thought he was kidding, he wasn't kidding. He's a man of his word! :) And I owe him lots of thanks!
What about DENVER!!!!!!!!!!!!! His story is 15x better.