Riddles!

What has four legs and tricks .... Dog?

What's brown and sounds like a bell?

Dung!

Close enough then lol ;)

What is the difference between Ignorance and Apathy?

I don't know and I don't care ;) hhaha ??

my sentiments exactly!

Haha :)

A travelling salesman pulls up a farm road, approaches the farmhouse, and is greeted by the farmer's daughter...

Howdy Maam, I couldnt help but notice that one of your pigs has a wooden leg! Why is that?

Oh, I love that pig! Did you know that that pig saved our lives! Our chimney caught on fire one night but he kicked up such a fuss and woke us all up in time to get out safe!

Very fortunate Maam but why does he have a wooden leg?

And another time he warned us about a fox trying to get into the henhouse! I love that pig!

The wooden leg?

Just last month he warned us about an oncoming tornado! We all just got into the cellar in time!

Why does your pig have a wooden leg?

You don't just eat a pig like that all at once!

yes ..... too easy ...

Which is correct, "The yolk of an egg is white", or "The yolk of an egg are white?

correct!

Manlet.

Power outage, lift stops.

Or: noticed there was no button for the 13th floor (common in US buildings due to superstition), decided to see if there was a missing door in the staircase.

Or: pushed the wrong button in the first place - ah, that's the answer you're looking for:  he's a dwarf, can't reach the button for 15.

Oh, that's what Mosai meant :)

Nartreb's turn.

No, it's Mosai's turn, but if he doesn't play within another 24 hours, I'll go.

What comes once in a minute, twice in a moment, but never in a thousand years?

I heard of this one, The letter M.

You got it.