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Russian chess of school

http://www.anatolykarpovchessschool.org/
I think he is russian.
In freaking Kansas of all places huh? My has chess sunk over the years. The USCF headquarters being relocated from somewhere in New York State to some random place in Tennessee (spelling?) doesn't bode well for the status of chess either.

lol, I think in this case "school" matches up with definition 13.
Nailed it.
Anyway, draw your own conclusions, but be quick, for he is going to be banned soon: http://www.chess.com/forum/view/general/harraasment

Tuition is your first born child. Upon graduation you must give up your first born, and he will be inducted into a secret chess cult who's ranks have existed in secrecy for well over 400 years.

Oh, so you know of this cult?
In the Far East is a secret martial arts order that has been shrouded in mystery, and traces its roots back thousands of years. They continually refine their abilities like the Shao-Lin monks, and rumor has it that this very monastery invented Chess! Each monk in this order easily has an ELO of over 3000, and could easily defeat Anand, Carlsen, and Kasparov in a blindfold simul. This is because they have completely solved Chess, and because of their loss of ego, meditation, and martial arts training defeat even the latest Houdini on a supercomputer, who would be lucky to obtain a draw against one of the monks.
They invented Chess as a way to bring oneself closer to enlightenment; by rigorously training their mental abilities. They have solved Chess for quite some time at this point, and were able to because of their oneness with their selves and the universe, purity of heart, focus of mind, and can see the interconnectedness of all things. Their deep respect for nature ensures that fortune smiles upon them at the chessboard.
You may ask, "where are these monks?" Well, they have sworn an oath never to engage in any competitions of any kind, as competition keeps us attached to our egos.
None other than Garry Kasparov came into contact with them back in the 90s when he was hiking in the Himalayas. A monk finds him, and says, "I know who you are, you are Garry Kasparov. Follow me". Garry wonders, "But... how does he know my name? Must be a fan"
He follows him into a beautiful and serene monestary, which is far warmer than a place in the Himalayas should be. An old bald guy with an orange robe and long beard is sitting in front of a chess board. He says, "Ahh, Garry Kasparov! I've been expecting you. So, you think you are a great chessplayer huh?"
Garry says, "Well, duh! I'm the best in the history of chess! I always seek the best plan and try following up with the best move!"
The monk says, "I see. The truth is Garry, you are weak. The first sign of your weakness is your arrogance. The second sign is your concept of best move. Shall we?"
Garry replies, "But... but... I am the world champion! How dare you speak to me in such a manner!"
The monk replies: "All your opponents were weak and hardly understand chess at all. Play me, you will understand. Even my understanding is very limited"
(Garry gets crushed, the monk moving instantly on all his moves)
But... but..!
The monk: "You see, you lost because of your pride and lack of spiritual development. The west really isn't noted for its spirituality, and in fact true spirituality is discouraged by your mainstream religions."
Kasparov, furious and defeated, leaves.
Kasparov: "Screw you guys, I'm hiking!"

@chessplayer19987: The Russian school of chess actually refers to the "Soviet Chess School" which was popular style of play during the cold war era in the former USSR exemplefied by GMs such as Botvinnik and Bronstein. Chess was (and to some degree still is) a national source of cultural pride for Russians so it was integrated into every strata of Russian life. I'm unaware of a specific "Russian school" but if you're interested in that post WWII style of play, study the games of the players produced between 1945 and until Kasparov hit the scene. As far as online courses, I'm unaware of any of those from Russia but I would echo the comments of some other posters and suggest that you contact someone from Russia to coach you. There are many coaches on Chess.com website from Russia that could assist you. Hope this helps. Buena suerte! (good luck!).
A weakness which cannot be attacked is not actually a weakness.
A strength which cannot be utilized is not actually a strength.
Classes which cannot be attended are not actually classes.