Secrets of a strong troll 2

I´m so proud to have you here and hope you will have fun and joy with this thread. My name is Chess Troller and I am a international FIDE Troll Master(TM) from Trolland. After my first very well received part of this thread got deleted for no reason I will immediatly strike back with this one. Lets fight for liberty and start the troll revolution! Uhm....yes.... Sorry for that. Anyway, this second part of my trolling series will continue my opening trollpertoire for you. Unfortunately most of my nice files and games are lost now so I will have to play some more fun games soon.  Meanwhile I would highly appreciate it when you post your games, feedback or thoughts in here. We trolls are a rare race so we have to unite to stay strong!  Let me show you some more of my troll openings, but better dont try

You are searching for the best squares for your bishop? Me too! Thats why I move him around all the time in hope to find a good place. Enjoy:

 
2.Early flank attack(h4-h5; a4-a5. Or both)

There is more than one way bring your bishops to the long diagonals. Check out this really interesting way:  

                               4.The legendary king

You are in a epic mood? I was when I played the following game. Dont forget to turn on your epic music (two steps from hell is very nice :D ) and just enjoy how my king walked through the opponents garden whilst picking up some material and then returned as the glorious hero:

4. I.Rook (without Will Smith)

Do you love rooks but cant bring them into the game? If yes you have to check out my new computer suggestion. See how my rook brilliantly picked up a piece or 2 in less than 10 moves:

                                6.Rook swingover reloaded

You loled at this opening in the last part? I hope you will lol at this funny game too :D :

 I really hope you enjoyed the games as much as me. Of course I will follow up with more games soon. Dont forget to comment and stay tuned!

Dr. Mr. Sir TM Chess Troller the third of Trollhausen

What are your thoughts about the grob?

I really enjoy the Grob. I dont know any theory but there are some nice traps and its pretty cool to play the white side in it. I might also play it in long chess, not only blitz.

 Very cool Jenium, I guess your opponents totally freaked out when they saw you just trolled them. I also try this sometimes but only in a longer match against the same opponent because then they often just premove their openings and I can troll them :D. Cheers

Oh, very nice, MY LORD! Troll openings LIVE!! Well, I just hope the mods don't delete this thread. I mean, this is a chess website, and you posted some chess openings. It is most ridiculous if the mods want to delete something chess related from a chess website! The irony! Besides, you have some really cool stuff here!

Unless of course, that "one guy" (no name, no shame) comes back and starts saying the bad words and make it the mods MAD!

keep it coming chess_troller, glad you've started another thread.  Did the last deleted thread blow away the games you featured?  If so, that's bad man - there are many noobs like myself who really appreciate your refreshingly different outlook on the game, and I was looking forward to trying to digest some of your mad moves.  If the mods are watching, I promise to become a paid member if you restore the previous thread which has vanished for no good reason.  Chess_troller seems to give a lot to the site with a refreshingly open style - you should be encouraging such behaviour, not deleting a whole trhead because of one bucketmouth.

(I am also going to be stupid enough to challenge you to a game - do your worst!!!)

Thank you so much John, really kind of you! Of course I will accept your challenge, will be a fun game for sure

Thanks december :)

nice trolling)

this one is also fantastic :)

Thanks everyone

yay, version 2.0 is up! i still miss some of the games that were on the last one, like the rook fianchetto...

I would have never possibly imagined fianchettoing Rooks, until I saw this. I think that is Epic Trolling.

I don't see anything wrong with 4... Bxh6.

Good luck with that. Just move pieces around and make (if not answer) threats, if you can, I guess...

Powerful trolling.

Did you play him yet? It's tough! Of course, I'm a patzer so everyone I play is tough. But try it, you might like it! ;)

dont play troll openings, they are dangerous.

http://www.chess.com/livechess/game?id=1041192872

i'd like to play a game against you chess_troller.