Serious Q: You're about to write your first book on chess. What do you call it?

" How to use hypnosis to become a GM in 90 days" (GM=Good Man)

Thanks for this. It appears there are several documentaries filmed on this as well. Not sure about a book or movie yet though. 

Pronounced Dead at the Scene.

Chess Movie: The Book

Chess for dummies.

I'm not sure but I think It would have a pun. Or should I say "pawn"? Hahahaha:(

"How to pretend to be good at chess"

Whatever title you choose to use, it must be preceded with "Secrets of...".

Good title. 

- How to impress your friends with mediocre chess and unsound tactical combinations - 

Chess for begineers..How to beat your friend

"Play chess"

"Learn how to play chess"

'Learn this game, dumbass'

"How to write a bad book about chess that patzers would like to buy"

Dominate Chess Globally : The Easy Way

The Phantom Checkmate

Spelling for begineers: How to spell beginners

Chess made me a millionaire - so can you.