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MSC157 wrote:
kleelof wrote:
But we couldn't agree on the time controls. I wanted 3 minutes, she wanted 30.
More like you wanted 30 minutes but only got 3.
You've obviously never had sex before. 
kingofshedinjas wrote:
escalated
I think the word you are looking for SOUNDS like this one.
StupidGM wrote:
As a man who did okay with women in his prime, I figured I wouldn't be very attractive to them when older,
Don't you know, men age better than women. We get sexier as we get older.
Just ask DJT.
kleelof wrote:
MSC157 wrote:
kleelof wrote:
But we couldn't agree on the time controls. I wanted 3 minutes, she wanted 30.
More like you wanted 30 minutes but only got 3.
You've obviously never had sex before.
Sorry... wanted 30 minutes, got 30 seconds 
May 7, 2017
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#47
kleelof wrote:
kingofshedinjas wrote:
escalated
I think the word you are looking for SOUNDS like this one.
hey jack, you late? ed, was looking for ya....
hahahaha
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kleelof wrote:
StupidGM wrote:
As a man who did okay with women in his prime, I figured I wouldn't be very attractive to them when older,
Don't you know, men age better than women. We get sexier as we get older.
Just ask DJT.
A thirteen yr old would differ in agreement with you as to D.
LewisTu wrote:
😘
Lol
Jun 15, 2017
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#51
I am afraid that I am probably one of the only Chess.com members that has had any sexual experiences.
Chess players make bad lovers.
Wasn't it Alekine who married 5 times?
If I were on my 5th hitch I'd be an alcoholic too.
Hey_Randi wrote:
I am afraid that I am probably one of the only Chess.com members that has had any sexual experiences.
Just like Reddit. All men, all virgins, and women never poop.
women never poop?
I knew it! But what they do in the bathroom?
Count pebbles?
216751 wrote:
702.982.0000
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DJT features high-quality ingredients masterfully prepared in an all-day dining restaurant scene. Settled in the open feel of the Hotel’s extended lobby, you will find a carefully crafted menu of modern American cuisine, complemented by an extensive wine and inventive cocktail list. The culinary team is pioneering indigenous cultivation that foster seasonal creativity through the regional sourcing of fresh ingredients. DJT is the perfect option for an exceptional dining experience no matter what your tastes may be.
For a livelier scene, signature handcrafted cocktails with custom fruit and spice infused liqueurs can be enjoyed at the DJT Lounge Bar, along with an exquisite selection of savory bar favorites.
Join us for Happy Hour at DJT Lounge featuring monthly food and drink specials! 3pm-7pm daily.
Thanks for the notification! That's very helpful! I'll check it out when I have time.
Postafi wrote:
lol... this "mansplaining" stuff is still a thing?
More like you wanted 30 minutes but only got 3.