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Am I sexually harrassing you?

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Ok, i shaved my head :-)

I intended to rip my underwear to pieces, but i am afraid that i will never find a new winnie the pooh set again, so i hesitate for the moment.

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Be still my heart! You wear Winnie the Poohs!

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Indyfilmguy

Woman can be pretty blunt in real life, especially when they are operating in packs. 


I heard of a pride of lions, a pack of hounds, a shawl of fish, a swarm of bees, etc. I think more appropriate would be a gaggle of women ...


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Lou, are you talking to me?  LOL!!  Are you my fan now?

Will you be terribly disappointed if I turned out to be a fat bold man with unmanly sensibility sitting at the kitchen table in my torn underwear eating cold chilli out of the can?

OK OK I will tell you the truth.  I am a woman, 72, 500lbs, and look like quasi modo.  Let's get together!  But first grow back your hair and keep your winnie the pooh underwear intact, please.  I was kidding about the torn underwear. 

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Pfff.. Talking about sexual harassment.. I need a break. So does winnie.

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Lou-for-you wrote:

Ok, i shaved my head :-)

I intended to rip my underwear to pieces, but i am afraid that i will never find a new winnie the pooh set again, so i hesitate for the moment.

I was responding to what you were saying Lou.  Pffff 

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tonightatsix wrote:
Lou-for-you wrote:

Ok, i shaved my head :-)

I intended to rip my underwear to pieces, but i am afraid that i will never find a new winnie the pooh set again, so i hesitate for the moment.

I was responding to what you were saying Lou.  Pffff 


Me thinks the whole thing went over your Blackadder head.

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If Lou didn't get my sarcasm, then it also went over his head.  

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Winnie likes you and would like to date you. He is really enthusiastic about your quasi modo looks, because he thinks it is some kind of hot italian fashion brand.

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I will send my servant Baldrick in my place.  He will be better company for you.  And I don't like Winnie the Pooh.  Winnie the Pooh is for ninnies.  Now let me drink my mead in peace for Chrissake.

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Steve212000 wrote:

Most of the hot looking female profiles are really fat bald old men sitting at the kitchen table in their torn underwear eating cold chilli out of the can.

So funny. Laughing 

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I've noticed that Vince_R 's a/c has been closed and his avatar and username has been changed.He seemed to be very friendly with younger members. Definitely suspect IMO.

Indyfilmguy wrote:

Plus, that "Vince R" guy was a total creep.  Anyone else agree?

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Let him rest in peace.

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I did'nt know Vince R.

Also... i get sexually harrassed by women all the time... I need help Cry

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ConnorMacleod_151 wrote:

I did'nt know Vince R.

Also... i get sexually harrassed by women all the time... I need help

You need Bromide, lol.  Innocent

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kayak21 wrote:
ConnorMacleod_151 wrote:

I did'nt know Vince R.

Also... i get sexually harrassed by women all the time... I need help

You need Bromide, lol.  

Hi Kay... u hot thing....lol...Is that a cure for Sexual Harrassment? ...Let me google it...brb.

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Stevie65 wrote:

Chess is a great way to socialise and women on chess.com can be just as forward as the men.

I totally agree... women on here are stalkers... well most of them ... ok... maybe some of them.

It scares me.

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ConnorMacleod_151 wrote:
Stevie65 wrote:

Chess is a great way to socialise and women on chess.com can be just as forward as the men.

I totally agree... women on here are stalkers... well most of them ... ok... maybe some of them.

It scares me.

You're safe Connor, I'm not a stalker, I just talk a lot.

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I want my mummy :(