Stuff Non-Chess Players Say
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dragonair234
Sep 28, 2014
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#3321
awesomechess1729 wrote:
Also, how did this forum get so off topic? We're acting like non-chess players now.
YOU TAKE THAT BACK!
Sep 29, 2014
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#3323
camberfoil wrote:
awesomechess1729 wrote:
Also, how did this forum get so off topic? We're acting like non-chess players now.
YOU TAKE THAT BACK!
No, no, it's touch move!
dragonair234 wrote:
camberfoil wrote:
awesomechess1729 wrote:
Also, how did this forum get so off topic? We're acting like non-chess players now.
YOU TAKE THAT BACK!
No, no, it's touch move!
awesomechess1729 wrote:
Also, how did this forum get so off topic? We're acting like non-chess players now.
What?! I'm an expert at chest.
[sees two people playing, knocks over black king] Check-MATE!
Once I was playing chess with my friend in school, and some jock came over, saw our club set with the algebraic indicators (a-h, 1-8) and said, "Oh, so that's a beginner board?". Dafuq?
Sep 29, 2014
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#3328
akafett wrote:
awesomechess1729 wrote:
Also, how did this forum get so off topic? We're acting like non-chess players now.
What?! I'm an expert at chest.
Our Chess Club volunteered to teach kids how to play chess. And the organization where we volunteered (I won't say names in this comment) posted on their Facebook page, "The Chest Club" along with photos of us volunteering. About the typo, you could say I was a little sad to read that. But after notifying them of the typo, they were able to fix it.
Sep 29, 2014
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#3329
camberfoil wrote:
Once I was playing chess with my friend in school, and some jock came over, saw our club set with the algebraic indicators (a-h, 1-8) and said, "Oh, so that's a beginner board?". Dafuq?
LOL!
lol
dragonair234 wrote:
camberfoil wrote:
Once I was playing chess with my friend in school, and some jock came over, saw our club set with the algebraic indicators (a-h, 1-8) and said, "Oh, so that's a beginner board?". Dafuq?
LOL!
He challenged my friend and I, hu=is jock friends crowded around, he played the Grob, then called in a sandwich airstrike after I mated him. His "sandwich airstrike" knocked over/got peanut butter on the king. He proclaimed "stale-MATE!", then went running away saying "I WON!".
Sep 29, 2014
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#3332
camberfoil wrote:
dragonair234 wrote:
camberfoil wrote:
Once I was playing chess with my friend in school, and some jock came over, saw our club set with the algebraic indicators (a-h, 1-8) and said, "Oh, so that's a beginner board?". Dafuq?
LOL!
He challenged my friend and I, hu=is jock friends crowded around, he played the Grob, then called in a sandwich airstrike after I mated him. His "sandwich airstrike" knocked over/got peanut butter on the king. He proclaimed "stale-MATE!", then went running away saying "I WON!".
He sounds like a 4 year old! Hahaha
Can I use the pieces to play checkers ??
I beliee I mentioned earlier an incident like that. In my 3rd grade chess club, some kinds who missed the bus came to kill time while their mommies came to get them. They claimed "chess is for babies" and proceeded to play checkers with the pieces.
'King's the most powerful piece, right? He can take any other piece, but he can only move one square to do it?!?'
'And like, when MY king can take YOUR king, that's Mate, right?!'
After castling . . . 'Sure you wanna do that? Your king's gonna have a tough time gettin' outta that corner.'
Sep 30, 2014
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#3337
JayBo308 wrote:
After castling . . . 'Sure you wanna do that? Your king's gonna have a tough time gettin' outta that corner.'
Must lol at this... lol
dragonair234 wrote:
"Ha! I've got you riiiiight where I want you on the board..."
*proceeds to lost 5 seconds later*
