Stuff Non-Chess Players Say

If you luvvv it so much then why don't you marry it!!! (Omg, everyone used to say this in elementary school. Ha!) 

That is so sweet of you to say. I like it too.

@ but: In your table of contents you labored so hard to make, you didn't include the outrageously funny comments by that guy with the cool helmet. You know, the one with the awsome jet pack that everyone else wants to have...... the guy that posted all those funny (and true) anecdotes....... ME!

Or...... maybe you just didn't read all the posts.

Or...... maybe you just didn't read MY posts. Is that it? That hurts, dude.

Wait...... did you just end you post with, "MEOW." I think we have a cat named "but." But the Cat. Or, Catbut...... No, no, no. That's not nice. But the Cat works, I guess.

That's coming up.  There's 5228 posts and I'm only on post 61...this could take a while.

And the meow is something I imitated from my brother. LONG STORY.

GUUUUUUYS, after my unfortunate string of 6 losses, I finally won a game! By resignation! *everybody dance now*

Good post, but by putting "1." are you trying to restart this thread? haha... 

So, Catbut will not work as a name for you. I guess you're just stuck with but.

I think you might be too young to take on this challenge, however, I would've challenged you to sign off a business email with MEOW in your signature. Somehow I find that very funny. 

Maybe "but" is another inside joke with his bro. Heh. Hmmm... now I wonder... 

Ok. I found out what town but was born in:

Haha, I picked this account long ago, when I was a little kid, and my reasoning at the time was that I may be little "but" I can still beat you.

:P

@akafett lolllllllll

Oh, now I see...

I bet his first name is Seymore. Seymore But.

Friends,I invite you to takepart in the tournament: battle for Moscowhttp://www.chess.com/tournament/battle-for-moscow

Jean-Jacques Rousseau and David Hume both played chess.

Rousseau lost interest once he found out about Phillidor.

He was very strong  for an amateur.

Oooo, a smother mate! Pretty sure this "amateur" did not see that tactic but had beginner's luck. (Anyone see what I did there?)

What town would I be born in??? I wanna know!!

You can never be friends with Camber! LOL. 

I value safety hery highly on the Interwebnets. You never know with what kinds of pedophilic low-life people you are interacting.

Also, ending a sentence with a preposition is something up with which I will not put.

Yep.  At least you were nice about it. I know some people that have gotten themselves blocked cause of their *jokes*.

Ugh.

And I love your comment getting moved to the next page!