Smelly and Stinky - Top 10 Scented Male Chess Players

#10 Shakhriyar Mamedyarov - He often smells of tuna and is working on completing his monobrow.

#9 William Steinitz - Smelled of soup and grew a giant beard to hide his ugly face.

#8 Hikaru Nakamura - A self proclaimed Taco Bell and Red Bull addict Hikaru smells like a Philadelphia bus stop.  He has never shaved.

#7 Sergey Karjakin - Nigel Short described him as "smellier than a camels taint."

#6 Veselin Topalov - Reeks like used kitty litter, he also believes in ghosts.

#5 Viswanathan Anand - I know, you're expecting me to say he smells like curry.  Nope!  He smells like french fries and apple pie.

#4 Alexander Grischuk - Not to beconfused with kitty litter, Alex smells like a meth lab.

#3 Levon Aronian - Smells like Spanish leather cologne.  Really very pleasant. 

#2 Magnus Carlsen - Smells like Norweigian lutefisk cologne.  Hope you like rotten fish!

#1 Daniel Rensch - I won't disgust you with describing the odor, let's just say his underwear has skid marks.

LOL, how did you make this up?

Two hours ago I drank an entire bottle of 'tussin.

Wesley So smells like grape flavoured cough syrup.

too funny!

So you're that guy that always loiters around chess tournaments sniffing the players.

It's a hobby.

omg dis iz so sexist omg haaaaallllllp

Genius! LMAO

i like the pics, especially the one of anand flipping off the interviewer.  funny man.

LMAO!

I like the Lloyd Christmas photo lol  

Hey guys, are we not getting sexist here ? Smells like tuna ????

What ???

I'm so offended kaynight! I never saw it coming, wait!! How come you suddenly show up on this thread too ?

Guess so!

I smell a rat!

lmao

obvious parody is obvious... and hilarious.

DrSpudnik wrote:

I smell a rat!

Tuna says: Naka spotted it!

Or do you smell someone who smells like a rat?