When I was a much younger man, unmarried at the time, I hung out at the local pub for almost a year but didn't get any interest until I started wearing a pretend wedding ring.
do you also know the 2 main reasons why this trick worked?
I don't know two reasons, but I'm guessing one of them is: "I can have a fling/one-night-stand and not worry the guy gets serious about it".
Is this how you met your wife?
So this is the "I was propositioned" thread. I'm assuming you started this thread because such proposition didn't quite qualify for the, "anything fun/interesting happen to you lately" thread. You were propositioned because that woman didn't see the, "Manners On Chess.com" thread. You could be wrong about the proposition if you were reading from the,"Hello, I'm New Here" thread. This woman works VERY fast. She even by-passed the, "None here care to introduce themselves" thread. She was taking up residence in the"Female Players" thread. If you accept the prop, you must respond in the,"Most beautiful Women On Chess.com" thread. This could STILL go badly for you. You have one of 2 choices. Take the red pill, and the propositions keep coming from "People on chess.com" thread. Take the blue pill, and you could find yourself in the,"Extreme Depression and despair" thread. You could post in the,"Have you ever been stalked/harrassed by a chess.com member?" thread, or the "How Do I Contact Staff" thread. If this was a completely unwaranted prop, you should of gone immediately to the, "Why doesn't chess.com stop all this nonsence" thread. After you get the name of the girl in question, you have to move over to the, "dating for chess players" thread. Then we will see you in the, "I liked to be kissed" thread. Within days, you'll be in "I'm quitting chess" thread. After that, you can visit the, "how should I raise my son" thread. And before you know it, you'll be qualified to post in the,"and my wife said" thread, before moving on to the, "chess for old-timers" thread. Now before your 10 yr anniversary here, both of you will visit the,"HELP" thread VERY often if not the "Psychotropic Medications" thread. This is how it allways starts. 1st you get a proposition, then your visiting the,"How chess ruined my life" thread. And if your STILL propositioning each other after 15 yrs, you and your lovely spouse will receive a free lifetime access to the,"Laughter Is The Best Medicine" thread. If your relationship continues through those 22 threads, the tkbunny will give you a reservation for the, "RIP" thread Good luck!, If everything goes according to plan, we shouldn't see you in the, "divorce court" thread, but I'm not making any promises. A couple of things you forgot to mention. Her name is "Large Marge", my 17th wife. You can have her. ERIK; we need a "couples" thread. NO singular post. There must be 2 of you.
I'm constatntly being prepositioned on this site.
All you people just put me off from chess forums.
Speaking of being prepositioned, is this the sort of forum postings up with which I must put?
Only if you're this guy:
I get the Yoda reference, but actually I was stealing a line from Winston Churchill. When he was criticized for ending a sentence with a preposition, he supposedly responded "Is this the sort of English up with which I must put?"
Don't quote from cigarettes please.
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