Someone teach me to be good so I can pull this guy :)

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ok listen i know its so cringe that ive fallen for a guy who literally plays chess as a sport, but i have, and im a huge nerd too so.. he has won like a billion championships and we get along great in general but i want to be able to challenge him yk? also im like super interested in this. anyways, i know the basic rules but i suck. pls pls pls help! 

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Just tell him that bhupendra jogi is your chess coach
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yeah but if we eventually play that will be so embarrassing...

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He will be very impressed with you and will ask you to marry him on the spot
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LMAOOO

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Trust me, the power of Bhupendra Jogi is undeniably the best in the chess realm
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Please search him on YouTube, the results will be beneficial
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ok ok hang on

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girl give me something helpful

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Who are you calling girl?
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Am I not obviously manly?
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Now that I think about it, Pavitr Prahabakbar is a good coach
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Nothing Bhunpendra Jogi can't solve
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We don't know his or your rating. If he really wins championships then it's very likely that he's 2200/2300+ and in that case you don't have any chance at all.

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You're rating is 400 and your opponent 1800 . . .

if that's the case it is useless to give you any thing that will help you beat him . . .

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Study Chess Fundamentals by Capablanca. In 60 pages in contains all you must know.

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Only in Ohio

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I looked at the one game which you've played against the bot. If you're fully committed to pursuing this strategy then you've got so much work to do. Think along the lines of 10's of thousands of hours. Do you think that your motivation will last that long?

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CraigIreland wrote:

I looked at the one game which you've played against the bot. If you're fully committed to pursuing this strategy then you've got so much work to do. Think along the lines of 10's of thousands of hours. Do you think that your motivation will last that long?

She's been here for 1 whole hour. Isn't that sufficient demonstration of her commitment?

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Jane_renee wrote:

ok listen i know its so cringe that ive fallen for a guy who literally plays chess as a sport, but i have, and im a huge nerd too so.. he has won like a billion championships and we get along great in general but i want to be able to challenge him yk? also im like super interested in this. anyways, i know the basic rules but i suck. pls pls pls help!

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