Sorry you wasted your life learning a game I beat in 9 moves against the computer thinking 3 steps a

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this dude understands nothing

and stop bragging 

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Don't wunt to! I can think for myself, pieces of cynical meat! Quit respectin yer elferly and that 1935 dictionary! Learn to speak Cherokee fluently. Then decide if you wunt to honor a county that still uses words like sniper, snipe hunt, dibs and claim to be politicly correct.

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Oh yeah, who's the fool that made Goonie a movie title. Learn wut it means first. You can use all the arcane knowledge you wunt, but when you habitually blunder like that You lose credibility.

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Don't wunt to! I can think for myself, pieces of cynical meat! Quit respectin yer elderly and that 1935 dictionary! Learn to speak Cherokee fluently. Then decide if you wunt to honor a country that still uses words like sniper, snipe hunt, dibs and thenclaim to be politicly correct., or sensitive! FDP502!

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Oh yeah, who's the fool that made Goonie a movie title. Learn wut it means first. You can use all the arcane knowledge you wunt, but when you habitually blunder like that You lose credibility.

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Why is it that those that preach "tolerance" are the most intolerant people?

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This is sad. 

And you are the cynical conspiracy theorist hacky

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What a waste.  He apparently doesn't even know he's playing against a crippled computer.

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I'd report him but I want to keep criticizing him.

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Well of course just before the turn of the century the standard of Chess Titans was rather weak rated as 1 to 10.  I vaguely remember microsoft chess titans set on level 10 could be beaten in a dozen or so moves if you charged your pawns and moved no piece beyond the second rank before beginning your mating attack.
So sure if OP is running such a chess game on level 3 then I would guess his idea is enough to beat it.
As we all know stronger engines today would not play some of the engine moves in the sample game.

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JCW2016 wrote:

I'd report him but I want to keep criticizing him.

Yeah, that's a win-win for everyone!

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EscherehcsE wrote:
JCW2016 wrote:

I'd report him but I want to keep criticizing him.

Yeah, that's a win-win for everyone!

Indeed

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This is the dumbest post I've ever seen. How does this prove anything?

You beat a computer. Yippee. Now try that same opening strategy on one of us. A human who can think is 100x better than an AI. probably even more so. I've beat a computer before, and my rating hovers around the 700-800 area.

So I ask again, what does this prove to any of us?

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Oh my god, this forum is becoming funnier every day

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I can't beat the mac, when it thinks for a second, only when it only thinks 3 moves ahead. All y'all are quick to offer solutions, cuz you plugged it in to this Stockfish. But all of you lost to a player that knows how to play, using my nuclear strategy!

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No, I am most likely the only white man, since Buffalo Bill that can speak to them. You don't have a translation matrix for Cherokee. You know every language in the world, but your own native language. I do hate know it all religious moneybags. Indians don't speak to you unless you can speak to them!

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hacksawjohnc wrote:

No, I am most likely the only white man, since Buffalo Bill that can speak to them. You don't have a translation matrix for Cherokee. You know every language in the world, but your own native language. I do hate know it all religious moneybags. Indians don't speak to you unless you can speak to them!

I'm not sure, exactly when this translated into Indian Folklore, but I will tell you one fact:

In order to speak to an Indian, you must know how to play chess!!!

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Nothing. Hello Kwolf!

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hacksawjohnc wrote:

I don't doubt that stockfish is, but I came up with this on my own. It came to me in a dream, and it workt. I don't wish to play war games. Especially with other people lives. I think the draw game with the computer was a peaceful solution.

      Does the computer think so?

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if you clam you beat the computer in 9 moves only knowing how to move the pieces  i bet you can't beat one of us