Squirrels

Or

Black

or

White aka Albino

Speaking of squirrels... anybody familiar with the 'sporting' term...squirrel-grip?

Probably the opposite of that wonderful scene! 
(by the by: the new avatar is much gentler on the eyes Al!) 

I'm easier to take when passed out in the pool.

Unless squirrels want my nuts.

I am not familiar but am intrigued

Other images of the term may make you cringe.

Is it related to the "Dutch Rudder"

Ever played Rugby? 

That's one sport I never tried.

Rugby (Union) was once described as "a game for thugs, played by gentlemen" and it can be paticularly ... vigorous. Apart from mouthguards and the occasional leather head-gear it's played without padding, helmets, armour, truncheons or other reasonable accessories.
The 'squirrel-grip' is when testicles and palms meet. (Needles to say, neither belonging to the same owner). 

that does sound uncomfortable.

It would make one's eyes a bit on the watery side...

Yes! Light saber squirrels