Oh. . . I just need to by a squirrel suit and jump off things. Hmmm not sure I have the nutz for that.
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Cool . . . about $60.00 on Amazon. Plus it's Prime eligible so free shipping.
One way ticket to the alps.
About $2800.00
Play at my funeral. Glad it was a one way ticket.
My Epitaph . . . Priceless:
Here lies Dischyzer
Who bought a cheap flying suit
He shoulda been wiser
But that point is moot.
You guys had to know this was coming. I remember watching this, and loving how the fans cheered for the squirrel.
I leave way bigger divots than that rodent.
rodent
noun (Concise Encyclopedia)Any member of the order Rodentia, which contains 50% of all living mammal species. Rodents are gnawing, mostly herbivorous, placental mammals. They have one pair of upper and one pair of lower, continuously growing, incisors. When the lower jaw is pulled back, the cheek teeth connect for grinding; when it is pulled forward and down, the incisors meet at the tips for gnawing. Rodent families includesquirrels (Sciuridae); Old World mice (see mouse) and rats(Muridae); deer mice (see deer mouse), gerbils, hamsters,lemmings, muskrats, wood rats, and voles (Cricetidae);beaver (Castoridae); gophers (Geomyidae); guinea pigs(Caviidae); pocket mice (see pocket mouse) and kangaroo rats and mice (Heteromyidae); New and Old World porcupines(Erethizontidae and Hystricidae); and hutia (Capromyidae).
Base Jumping Fatalities 1981 to 8/13/13
| Number Of Fatalities | Malfunction Type |
|---|---|
| 38 | Off Heading Cliff Strike |
| 63 | Wingsuit / (1) Of Those Is Wingsuit/Snow/Base |
| 34 | Delay Too Long (Mostly Ground Awareness Or Back Tracking, Pc Hesitation,Low pull) |
| 23 | Skydive Gear Used |
| 16 | Unstable Exit |
| 16 | Cliff Strike In Freefall |
| 11 | Bridle Hang Up |
| 7 | Windy Conditions |
| 6 | Gear Setup Wrong |
| 6 | Drowning |
| 3 | Pull Up Chord In Closing Loop |
| 5 | Proxy Flying |
| 4 | Fell |
| 2 | Break Chord Issues |
| 2 | No Base Experience |
| 1 | Cliff Strike under canopy |
| 1 | Total Malfunction |
| 1 | Canopy With Ice |
| 1 | Canopy Entanglement |
| 1 | Electrocution / Power Lines |
Wingsuit aka Flying Squirrel Suit
| Number Of Fatalities | Type of Jump |
|---|---|
| 63 | Wingsuit |
| 14 | Tracking Pants |
| 134 | Normal jumping clothes |
| Object type | Number Of Fatalities |
|---|---|
| Earth | 159 |
| Antenna | 23 |
| Span | 16 |
| Building | 12 |
| Other | 01 |
Yea . . .I think I'm going to leave the flying to the squirrels.
Jealous