Newbies notation sheet - e4 c5? Much better was e5
Grandmaster: what's your rating again
No, I am not a grandmaster.
...and no, I will probably never be one. And no, that's not because I am lazy.
I hear a Justin Bieber voice in my head saying... Never say never!
Nice!
"My opening is pretty obscure, you probably never heard of it."
... but it's as good, if not better, than standard stuff. So it goes : 1.e4 g6 2.d4 e5...
You're both worng, my c4 is better than your e4 and d4.
c4 is great, albeit pretty explosive--it's really rough on boards, pieces, and, oh yes, players.
Newbie: what's your rating I'm 800 and I am the best at my school
Me: I am 1300 and I stink like heck
Lol