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dragonair234
Pippychess wrote:

Newbie: what's your rating I'm 800 and I am the best at my school

Me: I am 1300 and I stink like heck

Lol

Paul_A_88

Newbies notation sheet - e4 c5? Much better was e5

Grandmaster: what's your rating again

TheBigDecline

C'mon lil' pawn, you can do it! 

Paul_A_88

Nice one

royalbishop
dragonair234 wrote:
Irontiger wrote:
chasm1995 wrote:

No, I am not a grandmaster.

...and no, I will probably never be one. And no, that's not because I am lazy.

I hear a Justin Bieber voice in my head saying... Never say never!


Nice!

jingylima-OLD

Let's play chess.

Wilbur2357

It's pawn, NOT prawn

TetsuoShima

what a bad move, now you opponent has a win in 76 moves

chasm1995

My d4 is better than your e4.

chasm1995

My e4 is better than your d4.

chasm1995

You're both worng, my c4 is better than your e4 and d4.

chasm1995

You're all wrong.  My Nf3 is better than your c4, d4, and e4.

TheBigDecline

"My opening is pretty obscure, you probably never heard of it."

Irontiger
TheBigDecline wrote:

"My opening is pretty obscure, you probably never heard of it."

... but it's as good, if not better, than standard stuff. So it goes : 1.e4 g6 2.d4 e5...

Javan64
chasm1995 wrote:

You're both worng, my c4 is better than your e4 and d4.

c4 is great, albeit pretty explosive--it's really rough on boards, pieces, and, oh yes, players.  Wink

ItsEoin
Irontiger wrote:
TheBigDecline wrote:

"My opening is pretty obscure, you probably never heard of it."

... but it's as good, if not better, than standard stuff. So it goes : 1.e4 g6 2.d4 e5...

Hyper-accelerated KID?

granitoman

May i ask you why didn't you take my Queen with your knight? (with an evil smile)

You know it was checkmate for you if you had done this move instead?