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Pippychess wrote:

Newbie: what's your rating I'm 800 and I am the best at my school

Me: I am 1300 and I stink like heck

Lol

Avatar of Paul_A_88

Newbies notation sheet - e4 c5? Much better was e5

Grandmaster: what's your rating again

Avatar of TheBigDecline

C'mon lil' pawn, you can do it! 

Avatar of Paul_A_88

Nice one

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dragonair234 wrote:
Irontiger wrote:
chasm1995 wrote:

No, I am not a grandmaster.

...and no, I will probably never be one. And no, that's not because I am lazy.

I hear a Justin Bieber voice in my head saying... Never say never!


Nice!

Avatar of jingylima-OLD

Let's play chess.

Avatar of Wilbur2357

It's pawn, NOT prawn

Avatar of TetsuoShima

what a bad move, now you opponent has a win in 76 moves

Avatar of chasm1995

My d4 is better than your e4.

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My e4 is better than your d4.

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You're both worng, my c4 is better than your e4 and d4.

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You're all wrong.  My Nf3 is better than your c4, d4, and e4.

Avatar of TheBigDecline

"My opening is pretty obscure, you probably never heard of it."

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TheBigDecline wrote:

"My opening is pretty obscure, you probably never heard of it."

... but it's as good, if not better, than standard stuff. So it goes : 1.e4 g6 2.d4 e5...

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chasm1995 wrote:

You're both worng, my c4 is better than your e4 and d4.

c4 is great, albeit pretty explosive--it's really rough on boards, pieces, and, oh yes, players.  Wink

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Irontiger wrote:
TheBigDecline wrote:

"My opening is pretty obscure, you probably never heard of it."

... but it's as good, if not better, than standard stuff. So it goes : 1.e4 g6 2.d4 e5...

Hyper-accelerated KID?

Avatar of granitoman

May i ask you why didn't you take my Queen with your knight? (with an evil smile)

You know it was checkmate for you if you had done this move instead?