{Insert sentence saying that kings are better than queens}
Stupid Comments

In "bullet", the kings should be able to attack each other. The first king that can move onto the square occupied by the enemy king would win.
Perhaps kings should be able to walk into check in "bullet" also. For example, the king steps next to the enemy queen, and if the opponent doesn't notice (they often wouldn't in "bullet"), the king could capture the queen on the next move.

The OP is going to very upset if some serious discussion that he or she is actually interested in happens within this thread.

In "bullet", the kings should be able to attack each other. The first king that can move onto the square occupied by the enemy king would win.
Perhaps kings should be able to walk into check in "bullet" also. For example, the king steps next to the enemy queen, and if the opponent doesn't notice (they often wouldn't in "bullet"), the king could capture the queen on the next move.
Why IS nobody taking me SERIOUSLY?

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This thread is smart.