Suggesting a New Name For a Rook

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I want to call it a "diagonally-challenged queen".

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AyushMChessMator wrote:

I want to call it a "diagonally-challenged queen".

Imagine putting that in a sentence; "After Kd7?, black moved his diagonally-challenged queen, preparing checkmate."meh.

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mbereobong wrote:
AyushMChessMator wrote:

I want to call it a "diagonally-challenged queen".

Imagine putting that in a sentence; "After Kd7?, black moved his diagonally-challenged queen, preparing checkmate."

I know, perfect!

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Methbishop

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Why not call it by its original name, chariot? We could even use the Persian word, rukh.
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I would call it a Castle😂

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Hermione2008 wrote:

either 'evolved bishop' or 'retarded queen'. 

I like retarded queen.

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Strategic Bomber

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jjupiter6 wrote:

Strategic Bomber

how bout white castle? Belly bombers! lol...

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1e41-0 wrote:

We must make sure that the rook does not feel inferior the queen; we must boost its self esteem as much as possible so it retains interest in helping our army! Therefore I totally and completely support the name change to "diagonally challenged queen!"

Did you and Ayush just asume a Rook's gender?

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Pawns are transgendered. They can actually become male or female. So why not call rooks drag queens. Everybody knows what the bishop is.

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AyushMChessMator wrote:

I want to call it a "diagonally-challenged queen".

 

Hmmm...isn't it a vertical tower to begin with?

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Most of you seem to be getting the point.

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AyushMChessMator wrote:

I want to call it a "diagonally-challenged queen".

call it rookie

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call it, The Overpowered Paaaaaaaaaawn! (It has to have ten a's and an exclamation point!)

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the cannon

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The rook (/rʊk/; ♖,♜) is a piece in the game of chess. Formerly the piece (from Persian رخ rokh/rukh) was called the tower, marquess or rector.

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in the British Museum's collection of the medieval Lewis chess pieces the rooks appear as stern warders or wild-eyed Berserker warriors. 

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berserker is cool

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I propose to henceforth refer to it as 'tower', based on the German 'Turm'. 😀