suggestion for free members

I've been talking to Erik, and he says he'll consider the idea of an open bar for all.  Naturally us honest paying members will have our choice of sparkling champagnes and aged spirits, whilst you freeloading bums will only be provided with dented cans of PBR, but well, that's more than you deserve anyway.

 please be sure to remind erik he spells his name with a 'C' not a 'K' and please look in the mirror and tell yourself you are relavant because of the awesome posts you start instead of responding to, but hey its ok we still.....well actually we dont..... and i like pbr

HAHAHA yes! thank you trysts! too cool...wait a sec- no place for johnnyrocco.aaaagggghhhhhhhh.................

I always thought I understood Edward G.Robinson, but johnnyrocco confuses the hell out of me.

sorry, world domination, and more is all i want.. and maybe some pbr. world domination, more, and pbr and maybe like some white chocolate macadamian cookies. ok world domination,pbr, more, cookies, and some comfy shoes- and thats it...ok...the world thing, more, cookies, shoes, and some music. but thats it!  

I recently stopped dating a girl largely due to the fact she drank nothing but PBR.

 well. first i would be grateful for any girl that would have me, and second, how can you drink purple ballistic remoulade? now im confused

As was I; this is why it didn't work out.  Confusing girl all round.

ahh, now it makes sense..  or scents.. or something

With lap dancers!  I've suggested in several threads that chess.com should provide lap dancers, but they haven't gotten around to it yet.

 And a sh*t-load of more members for Chess.com!

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