suing a grandmaster

I am furious! I aproached a grandmaster, what you species call a 'gm', the other day. He refused to teach me!. By refusing to teach me, he is asking for a lawsuit. I don't want to name names because I am not that kind of person to shame publicly. By failing to render his services to me, he or she violated my constitutional rights!

Thank you for signing up to this great website in order to let us know this made up story. Greatly appreciate it.

As you can see, when we get heated up about something around here we pull out all the sarcastic stops.

was it her? cuz clearlys she is a different specie

Why do people always post that "DO NOT FEED..." crap?  Half the fun around here is yankin' on their chains.  At least half!

Wow Sangwin, that's an actual position!  Somebody actually took the trouble to look it up and everything... 

yea they got the positional aspects alright..

That might be because it takes a true geek to hunt down such a photo and caption it with a real position... 

Sorry I apologize. I am the species.

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Tracking thread.

Surrounding and neutralizing thread.

Yay! Social worker hug thread time!

The whole "I don't public shame" and lawsuit contradiction is a lil lolzy

See what growing up in liberal indoctrination centers cause?

So's this whole era.

Normally I would give you a "+1" for a comment like that, but in this case the OP is clearly joking, and I'm guessing that you're probably joking too.

Only if it wasn't really him.

So now joking isn't worth a "+1"?  Jeez macer, and just when I thought you were on our side...

Wow... looks like the mods were pretty quick there. But then again, the title of the thread pretty much screams: Mods! Please monitor this thread closely!