The Ask the Replier a Question Game

Here on the chess.com forums we constantly analyze and debate all things chess. We need to take some time off from such scrupulous analysis to have a little more fun here. Hence, welcome to the chess.com Ask the Replier a Question Game. The rules are simple and straightforward. You answer the question the previous poster asked, and then pose a question for the next poster to answer. The questions can be about anything and need not be chess related.

I'll start us off. If you had to be a rodent for a day which one would you choose?

Caroline Wozniacki, the great Danish tennis player. 

What is your favorite sport?

Motorsport.

Worst nightmare?

I'm rich (lol wut everyone sez am I right?)

Pineapple on Pizza?

Here you go - Card no: 262668767957095 (VISA lol) - PIN - 6431

Favo(u)rite place to exist (to the city)?

Also just saying that that card does not exist so don't go thinking its real

Endlessly improving my piano skills, though I'm damn good already

If you had 30 smart people work on something for 100 years (assume they are immortal and have ludicrous IQ), what would you have them work on?

I don’t know if enjoy is quite the right word, but I go often enough, and it’s not something I dislike. 

If you could have lunch with anyone on the planet who would you choose?

Me.

Why is this a thing?

Because it’s a fun game. 

Who was your role model growing up?

2/10 trolling. The current chess.com trolls are embarrassing. They’re neither entertaining nor funny. 

If you had to live in a country other than your current one, which one would you choose

Arstotska

Why does Staples think he's NOT a troll? Is he just very, very, delusional when it comes to openings involving the sicilian and c3?

A time paradoxer.

Answer my previous question

because he has a somewhat large ego

what is your iq