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lol the second one is awesome
Best excuse for resigning a game. Proven the beginners plight "I'm tired"
AWARDCHESS: Your King wanna be Promoted to New Queen?
X: Like i aid i am bad at chess. 10 games lost in a row i believe and counting
AWARDCHESS: Ask your Cat to push the Button! I think it will be not Against Cheating Policy Rule here!
X: huh?
AWARDCHESS: Good Luck!
X: i tried to take it back but i could not
AWARDCHESS: Thank you!
X: I suck
AWARDCHESS: Looks very unusial and fun position!
X: True but i still suck
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lol these are funny.
every1 says- i'm tired i guess i should go off to bed! -_-
"I was watching a movie."
X: hey. how are you?
AWARDCHESS: Good Luck!
X: modern
X: ?
AWARDCHESS: Thank you!
X: good game. ishould have held off your counter a little longer.
AWARDCHESS: Your Queen was too far for your lovely King! Something was wrong among them...
X: yeah.
Im at work!!!
Thats pretty regular, they can ban me from facebook but not chess, which is what i use facebook for anyway.
There's the old "my mouse slipped," along with "someone was distracting me," and "the server made a mistake."
"I was just doing what it said..."
sub⋅mit
–verb (used without object)
| 5. | to yield oneself to the power or authority of another: to submit to a conqueror. |
| 6. | to allow oneself to be subjected to some kind of treatment: to submit to chemotherapy. |
| 7. |
to defer to another's judgment, opinion, decision, etc.: I submit to your superior judgment.
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"You didn't play that opening right!"
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AWARDCHESS: Good Luck!
X: I need it
X: im an idiot
AWARDCHESS: Idiots doesn't play Chess! only some checkers
X: lol
X: ok i made a dumb move
AWARDCHESS: I does help my partners to do them..
X: true and with me it happens a lot
AWARDCHESS: Big experience help me!..
X: Wow , and you win i resign
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X: The same to you, sorry my computer has been acting up. my messages will be delayed coming thru, I got Geek Squard to fix it now I'm good to go.