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Barry_Helafonte2

when i played someone and then they disconnected and reconnected and then disconnected over and over again for the whole game

obviously my opponent was stuck in the 1970s and was using a dialup modem to connect to the INternet.

why did people use such things for connecting to the Internet back in the 1970s?

 

Get a fiber optics and come to 2017

MickinMD

A high school player I coached finally became a strong player -in scholastic tournaments and decided to humiliate an unrated newbie in a first-round Swiss System tournament where I was the USCF Tournament Director.

He decided to see how many Pawns he could Queen before applying mate.  His teammates checked out his board from time-to-time and he smiled at them in a boastful way as he slowly crushed his opponent who kept playing on without resigning.

But he ended up with too many Queens - about 6 - and STALEMATED his opponent. I was informed of the situation at that point and walked over to his board in time to see the sick look on his face. He deserved that for his meanness!  The rest of his teammates laughed about it for the next month!

ArubanRefugee
Hey_Randi wrote:

Let me try this again. Good evening ladies and germs! Tell us about the funniest chess experience you have ever been a part of. Don't be shy! Who wants to go first?

This is my most enjoyable experience on cc, this #2 post of this thread. 

Faith56

Thank you Aruban. That is very kind of you to say.

pawn8888

One of my favourite activities, although they happen rarely, is when I'm pretty much losing and ask my opponent if he'd like a draw. He responds with a no and then I manage to turn things around and get a win. Maybe not that funny but still gratifying.  

Faith56

You want to see my damn passport yory?

Your just a little punk for suggesting that I would do something like that. You idiot. Get the hell off of my thread.

MayCaesar
pawn8888 wrote:

One of my favourite activities, although they happen rarely, is when I'm pretty much losing and ask my opponent if he'd like a draw. He responds with a no and then I manage to turn things around and get a win. Maybe not that funny but still gratifying.  

 

The opposite of this is when in bullet/blitz you have a superior position, your opponent offers a draw through repetition, you avoid it and then lose on time. The pain is unbearable! sad.png

ArubanRefugee

You think she's a little Randi? 

Faith56

Say goodnight Gracie.

"Good night Gracie"

BronsteinPawn
Hey_Randi escribió:

Say goodnight Gracie.

"Good night Gracie"

are you real?

Faith56

Yes sir I am real.

Faith56

I am the young women in the photo and fairly well known and it was silly of me to not hide the fact. The comments I have been receiving are hurtful and unjust so this will be my last post.

BronsteinPawn
Hey_Randi escribió:

I am the young women in the photo and fairly well known and it was silly of me to not hide the fact. The comments I have been receiving are hurtful and unjust so this will be my last post.

but, but i like you lady. dont leave me. anna...

Barry_Helafonte2

i am eating skirt steak